limp pimp

A pimp who suffers from erectile dysfunction.

Look at that limp pimp he can't get it up.

by Awwstin Powers April 26, 2010

Limp as.

A phrase to yell when things are not going well.

When Losing at Tetris Jake yelled "Limp as."

by nachoworm February 19, 2010

Limp Noodle

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.

Zach is such a fucking limp noodle.

by Mike Doucet And David Murray May 9, 2008

limp bizkit

A band, whether they are bad or not is up to the listener.

Guy 1: I sure love Limp Bizkit
Guy 2: I respect your opinion regardless of whether I personally agree with it or not
Guy 1: thats cool I'm glad you're not an asshole
Guy 2: me too

by #gweef December 12, 2015

limp-on

When one does not quite achieve hard-on-isity, however, still enjoys the sensation of the possibilities of it.

Most commonly happens when one has no potential of realizing the ultimate goal but yet, unexplainably, the body reacts as though there IS that potential. Generally speaking, occurs in business meetings, restaurants and public places.

I got a limp-on just talking to her on the phone.

by Prof. Ed Monds August 4, 2007

limp to pimp

A term describing an action, event or object that makes someone instantly more attractive.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Scott traded in his Pinto?

Girl 2: Hell yeah! His new Mustang got him from limp to pimp in 3.2 seconds!

by Jessimus Maximus April 25, 2008

limp defender

The state of a man's penis that is in-between the hard and soft state. During this time the penis is hard enough to defend the scrotum sac, but limp enough to dangle around. The male's hormones are just slightly aroused, causing only a minor increase in size. The reason for such a occurance is because the male probably did not finish his sexual thoughts or something of the sort. For example, he was interrupted half way through looking at an attractive female, or maybe he saw a woman that actually turned out to be a man, which forced him to stop having perverse thoughts.

Bob: "Im currently thinking about the hottest girl at school"

Bob's boss: "Hey kid get your head out of your ass. We have work to do"

Bob: "Well, my boss interrupted me halfway through getting a full erection, so I have a limp defender"

by Big O 392 April 8, 2009