Lil' Pump

A glorified pink mop that occasionally yells "ESSKEETIT!!!"

Yo, have u listened to Lil' Pump's new album yet?

by Ethan Valentin May 15, 2018

lil pump

an idiot human person who looks like an idiot human person who sings a song about thinking he is in a gang about a famous expensive brand of clothes that look just as good as a pair of Walmart shoes, even though the Walmart shoes last just as long or longer.

FANBOY: HEY DUD KAN U SING UR NEWEST SUNGH????

LIL PUMP: GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG

(tree hurs l8er)

FANBOY: WUW I LUV DAT SUNGH.

by ladomopMan260 February 25, 2018

Lil pump

A guy that's whack in bed.One pump chump.A Loser

(Girl) Man you a lil pump
(Guy)fuck you I got mine you best get yours

by Cbone024 July 23, 2017

lil pump

A shithole person who writes songs about Gucci

I wanna fuck Lil Pump

by Lil punp February 19, 2018

lil pump

lil pump probably fucked your bitch in some gucci flipflops. He dropped out of harvard to save the rap game with breath taking lyrics like "gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang" and "I sold crack on paypal".

"Bro did you here lil pumps new song"
"Yeah , he's a genius"

by hitler_wasnt_that_bad January 08, 2018

Lil pump

Lil pump is a stage name given to a "rapper" due to being caught backstage receiving pumps of male reproductive protein.
Alternatively, lil pump can be used to describe a person who engages in male homosexuality of 10 or more partners at once while pretending to be a musician.

Example 1: Lil pump just took 20 loads from some guys in the parking lot.

Example 2: That guy is a homo; a real lil pump.

Example 3: Lil pump pumps massive loads in his mouth like a water pump pumping out flood waters in the pump room. Pump pump pump it up!

by Kheetah272 March 21, 2020

Lil pump

Cancerous crack that only cares about money to buy the latest vibrator for his minor girlfriend.

Jack: that guy bought the latest vibrator of amazon. He is probably a lil pump

by epicgamer23 February 18, 2020