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Amish Lightbulb

Having sex using the ear canal as the orifice. The term is derived from the fact that Amish people use candles for light. Candles are made from wax, and wax can naturally be found in the ear.
I gave my boyfriend an Amish Lightbulb last night. My hearing is suffering.
by PensylvanniaDutchConvert May 13, 2014
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bouncing the lightbulb

Screwing for long periods of time.
We bounced the light bulb over Rodeo Vaca.
by Empress Kikikens February 19, 2004
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not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"
boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.
by Sexydimma March 16, 2013
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Gay Nigga Lightbulb

A nigga who dresses up as a lightbulb in order to have gay sex with another man. Most commonly used as a way to get quick cash without actually working.
James: Did you hear what tommy did?
Adam: OH YA!!! he was a Gay nigga lightbulb
James: Can I be ur lightbulb?
Adam: Any day ;D
by white-duck March 18, 2019
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Gay Nigga Lightbulb

A nigga who dresses up as a lightbulb in order to have gay sex with another man. Most commonly used as a way to get quick cash without actually working.
James: did you hear what tommy did?
Adam: OH YA!!! he was a Gay nigga lightbulb
James: Can I be ur lightbulb?
Adam: Any day ;D
by white-duck March 18, 2019
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How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"

"No."

"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."

"OH. I'M STUPID."
by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis June 14, 2018
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Butter lightbulb

A kid who looks like butter and a lightbulb
Your paler than my butter and your glasses make you look like a lightbulb 😂😂💡💀 and that is a butter lightbulb
by TYLER SAMOSNITE August 26, 2016
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