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How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? 

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"

"No."

"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."

"OH. I'M STUPID."
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the california lightbulb 

One person shines light on male or female genitalia while fingering his or hers butthole while stretching there urethra.
Hey baby I need a better sight at your pussy! Let me pull THE California Lightbulb on you!
the california lightbulb by Ymetho December 11, 2017

Explosive Lightbulb 

To Cum in a lightbulb light it on fire and throw it at a doorstep
Omg Pedro, Can u believe that i just totally legit Explosive lightbulbed that house i heard a retard lived there HAHA

Ninja Lightbulb

The act of using a long flourecent Light bulb as a Katana, and karate style hitting your friend making the bulb explode
I can't wait for another bulb to burn out so we can play some Ninja Lightbulb.

Meat lightbulb 

The act of cramming ones cock and ballsack into an old jar and twisting said jar to tighten it onto the member. Then display.
"Hey, whats poppin'?"

"pretty weird times! This self quaratine is getting to me, last night I uploaded pics of my meat lightbulb episode"
Meat lightbulb by ANNA! April 18, 2020

image lightbulb

spell image and say lightbulb
image lightbulb hahah
image lightbulb by u are lmao November 30, 2020

nigger lightbulb 

A lightbulb that doesn't work.
Man this lightbulb doesn't work, I bet this whole box is full of nigger lightbulbs.
nigger lightbulb by munchycliterous October 14, 2017