Altho written "poo-lice", it's read as "poo-lease". Another word for describing the police where you don't want them to be at.
Tom: "We got this thing called strawberry fair, people offer you mushrooms and everythin"
Percy: "Must be packed with teh poo-lice?"
Percy: "Must be packed with teh poo-lice?"
by percyhasnomercy August 10, 2008
1.) The act of ejaculating in a persons hair
2.) A term used to describe someone who has or has recently had semen in their hair
2.) A term used to describe someone who has or has recently had semen in their hair
by Magnum TOKYO April 24, 2006
Lice that live in dirty unwashed longworn clothes or bedding. Often found on neglected homeless, derelicts, gutterpunks, crusties, homebums etc. they suck blood hanging of the cloth and are very itchy. They lay their eggs in the seams. They can spread tyfus. They die with high or low hot or cold temperatures, so can be rid of by hot washing or freezing of the clothes or bedding
by Dirty Danny September 04, 2005
"Hey, Have you seen the video Lice Boys from the YouTube channel Jack Pop ?"
"Haha, Yeah ! Take it away Fly Boy !"
*violently barfs*
"Haha, Yeah ! Take it away Fly Boy !"
*violently barfs*
by I_Hate_Onions February 08, 2021
Small, or in some cases very large, maggot like creatures that dwell in ones nether regions (the anus(the shitter)), if one does not dry ones asshole after taking a large dump or receiving anal sex.
"I'm going fishing, please may I use some of your anal lice?"
"Did one of your anal lice just crawl on my face?"
"A-man has the most anal lice in the world"
"Did one of your anal lice just crawl on my face?"
"A-man has the most anal lice in the world"
by NicoleMcnunny August 08, 2008
The young, usually white, girls who hang out next to the rope in a nightclub's VIP section waiting to be summoned to the table of a gentleman with bottle service. Usually identified by their H&M knock-offs of Herve Leger bandage dresses, these girls are quick to drink your liquor and leave when you run out of vodka. Their retreat is usually marked by loss of cell phone, tears, and walking away barefoot holding Steve Madden heels in their hands. The normal migration home includes vomiting in the back of an Uber or catching the very last train to Suffolk/Nassau/Westchester County or New Jersey.
John: Man, I'm glad we got a table tonight.
Greg: Yeah me too, the table lice are actually pretty strong here. Let's grab that group of three on the edge of the rope over there.
Greg: Yeah me too, the table lice are actually pretty strong here. Let's grab that group of three on the edge of the rope over there.
by The_Dabbler January 12, 2016