poo-lice 

Altho written "poo-lice", it's read as "poo-lease". Another word for describing the police where you don't want them to be at.

Tom: "We got this thing called strawberry fair, people offer you mushrooms and everythin"
Percy: "Must be packed with teh poo-lice?"

poo-lice by percyhasnomercy October 6, 2008

Poolice

Lice that infest in your butt hairs, and lays eggs in the anus. While you poo... out come the little baby maggot lice.

"Damn that bitch scratching her ass must have Poolice!"
"So your telling me these.., Poolice plant there eggs in my...?"
"Oh my god look at the Poolice in my shit!"

Poolice by Billy Bong Poolice HolyMotherfucker November 24, 2006

oh shit! it's the poolice 

what you say when you see a pig (only if you're as cool as megan leah and jen) (makers of the definition for megan (except jen, she wasnt there, she was at camp)) (we've had a long day)

*police car drives by on the x-rated walk home*

oh shit! it's the poolice

oh shit! it's the poolice by spanky mcfarlen July 11, 2006