leisureworld

1. A fantasy world consisting of the delusions of a single Drew Brees fanatic and San Diego Chargers forum poster named Leisure and his imaginary 'stable girls,' who are female stalkees on the forum drawn into his imaginary world against their will. leisureworld is a self described 'well known internet poster,' whose mock NFL drafts top heavy with some of the biggest busts the NFL has ever seen defy all logic and reason. He calls these draft busts "Leisure Locks."

Leisureworld has been banned from his internet residences in San Diego but is rumored to be planning some vague armeggadon for the forums and mods who slighted him and his 'leisure locks'.

Currently he can be found hanging out at the New Orleans Saints fan forums, berating the evil Trumpet Man, Charger GM AJ Smith, and anyone who supports QB Philip Rivers while touting his new team the Saints while casting aside accusations of bandwagoning by repeating the statement, 'I shook the hands of Drew Brees and Reggie Bush.'

2. (third person adj.) A third person term denoting leisure, creator of leisureworld ie: "Leisureworld blames Trumpet man for driving Drew Brees out of San Diego

Leisureworld has issued a 'leisure lock' for Chris Henry. Meaning that Chris Henry has just been given a statistical kiss of death because no leisure lock has ever been signed to a second contract with the team who drafted him and most do not last through the first. Other 'leisure locks' in leisureworld include BOTH Mike Williams', WR and OT, perhaps the biggest pair of busts sharing the same name in NFL draft history.

by Big Bro July 4, 2006

King of Leisure

"King of Leisure" is a phrase used to describe a man whose occupation involves little or no actual work, and is more comprised of downloading entertaining content from the internet and emailing friends or relatives, or even observing the local bird culture. The phrase is derived from the history of an individual named Chuck, who was the original King of Leisure.

The King of Leisure checked his three main email addresses again that hour and responded to any new interesting messages before flipping through the stack of invoices on his desk again. Clearly this would be too much to deal with at the time so the King decided to do a little shopping at Amazon.com, after getting up for another cup of coffee. But the coffee sent him back to the restroom where he read the entire newspaper before returning to his desk. This pattern suited the King of Leisure and he would maintain it for the duration of his employment.

by Wrathgar July 1, 2006

Donelle Leasure

Gurl, ur my bestest of all friends. We mioght have our bad times but we have many more good ones. Just kno that I will always b here for u as u will 4 me.

Brianna Lapole n Donelle Leasure= BFFL

by B.L.L. February 12, 2005

Lady of leisure

An extremely polite term for a lady of the night.

Nadine walks the streets as a lady of leisure.

by Bram Longfront June 7, 2016

Leisure

One of the most promising bands I have seen in a long time. They openned for cKy in the Out On The Noose Again Tour. They got in a fight with another openning act for cKy, Revolution Smile and basicly sent those pussies home crying. Leisure kicks ass, and fucking rocks.

I saw Leisure open for cKy in Dallas Texas, they rocked the house.

by jeffgw0 September 21, 2003

donelle leasure

hey girl whats up u kno ur 1 of my best friends an u been there for an ill be there for u whenever peace out homie lol luv ya later

donelle is friends with ashley haha like that example

by Ashley March 25, 2005

Camden leisure pirate

one who believes he is well dressed and has nice hair but actully looks like a pillock.

a camden leisure pirateaustin powers being afine example

by gangsta _<> July 17, 2007