The Leper

Whilst having sex with a girl keep a sausage (raw or cooked) in your hand. After a few minutes remove your penis from her as you shove the sausage inside. Tuck your penis between your legs and scream. As she turns around she will still feel something inside her but it will look like your penis is missing.
This is called The Leper.

Bonus points for adding ketchup or fake blood for extra realism.

'I'm going to have sex tonight!'
'Make sure you do The Leper, here, take this sausage.'
'You're a great friend.'

by The 413 August 25, 2012

GAY LEPER

A person who is so homosexual that it reduces their ability to function in everyday life. The person is often to "weak" or "sissy" to participate with peers. This "sickness is also contagious as others get sick because of how gay they are.

rocky marcum is the OUTBREAK MONKEY of all gay leperacy

by david bridgeman January 15, 2004

Leper

Root: Limited-English-Proficiency-er One who does not speak enough English to be comprehensible, particularly on the telephone.

Before Sharon got Caller ID, she frequently had jagged and partial conversations with many a leper trying to get a hold of the immigrant who last inhabited her new home.

by Kate Thompson For Real October 9, 2008

Lepercons

What retarded people call Leprechauns

Are Lepercons real? Are they?

by BoxxyBox February 21, 2012

chick leper

A guy that for some unknown reason no woman hane anything to do with him at all. can't get any sex ever.

poor John is such a chick leper.

by Deep blue 2012 August 26, 2009

leper-rachaun

Tiny tiny people. Not dwarves or midgets or small people but people the size of thumbelina. The latter part of this word obviously describes their hieght, the first however indicates that they have a foul age old skin condition which probably doesn't exist anymore.

'A, B, C, 1, 2, 3 Thumbelina has leperacy. Oi Leper, can i dip my sarnie in it'.
'You leper-rachaun'.

by Mikeyjah June 20, 2006

leper

A formerly good looking person who recently has gotten a mullet.
Also, a social outcast.

Person 1: Have you seen Billy Carrabino's haircut?
Person 2: Yeah, he's turned into a leper cause of that mullet he got.

by CTdoglovrr February 8, 2012