Laredo

Border town in south Texas with a population of 200,000 and a small minority of illegal immigrants; city is overwhelmingly made up of Hispanics (95% approx.) -- it's fine if you don't live in the shitty parts. Still a historical place, and one of the oldest cities in Texas. Only real way to make good money is the oil industry or import/export.

Raqem should shut the hell up about Laredo.

by Victor February 3, 2004

Laredo

Hell on earth.

When Laredo freezes over.

by bobterwill August 21, 2003

larelaw

A person who does not know proper English or is bad at gaming.

Mike is such a larelaw

by Iccybrooks June 10, 2016

Lareese

Lareese is a genuine guy and a unique name. He is a leader, intellectual, and honest. He is a very humble person who does not like confrontation. He could be shy, but has patience and the ability to nurture others. He is a great person to be around, but if he ever takes you out he could be cheap. He is a spiritual person. At times he may feel incomplete because he has no one to share his wealth, love and ideals, but he knows what he wants and why he wants it. He helps others and loves to see people become successful.

Wow, I would love to meet a friend like Lareese!

by puertoricanbihh June 3, 2020

laret

to make someone like your interests; to influence someone in annoying way; to pull someone into something

You know I ain't gonna give in till I laret you into football!

by JShadow September 20, 2022

Laredo

A small city that was ranked 2nd on Men's Digest "Most Ignorant Cities" survey

I moved from San Antonio to Laredo, it should be nuked or given to Mexico.

by Stephen Ramirez June 15, 2005

Laredo

A town which separated when the Texans made Texas a country, the Republic of Texas. However, Laredoans who didn't want to leave Mexico went just south of Laredo's river and formed a new city, Nuevo Laredo (New Laredo)

I live in Laredo, it's a badass place.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003