Lampish

adject. Being in a state of calm, social lassitude.

Beth thought about going jogging but, feeling lampish, decided to stay on the couch and listen to her roommates heckling the freshmen in the quad.

by John Wallace November 14, 2003

Hairy Lampshade

To stick a lightbulb into someone's ass, and then screw a working lamp (minus the shade) onto the bulb. Then, turn on the lamp, thus creating a human lampshade. The ass has to be at least moderately hairy for this to be achieved.

I can't sit down for 5 days cause of that hairy lampshade I got last night.

by volcomtoast July 5, 2009

Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade

The act of a female suctioning a plunger to her midriff and sodomizing a male wearing a lampshade on his upon his dome piece whilst a man of the dwarf persuasion repels from the ceiling and sprinkles technicolored pubic hair on your back while listening to russian and/or zimbabwean techno music.

1. Last summer, while visiting my grandparents in Fargo. i walked in to my grandpapa recieving Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade.

2. i first discovered my love for zimbabwean techno when i recieved my first Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade. (QTL)

by Ziggy Technicolored Stardust April 13, 2008

Lampshade

Slang for a drug/ mental depressant in liquid form. Like codeine mixed with dirty sprite. Makes you feel numb or DIM... Kinda like a lampshade would do!

Me: Retchy brought the Lampshade.
You: Double cup, pour me up! I'm trying to get faded.

by Liz Khalifa September 2, 2013

Lamphere

Pronounced "Lamfear", denotes a likable person who don't take no lip off nobody.

Dry ice.

That Lamphere showed that dude who wouldn't shut his mouth.

I wish I could move my hand but it's frozen due to holding this Lamphere.

by WripWrath June 1, 2009

twat lamps

Twat lamps are bright lights on a car (usually located under the headlights) that are turned on to signal to other road users that the occupant has difficulty applying a strict interpretation of traffic laws. Very occasionally also used for extra visibility during fog.

Also known as twat lanterns.

There were so many boy racers heading towards us that I was blinded by all the twat lamps

by fatmarrow November 21, 2010

flesh lamps

The immediate aura that surrounds a bare chested women on first taking in the experience....

I saw Kaly’s flesh lamps.... nice

by Themaxx64 January 20, 2018