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lamp

When you ignite a womans pubic hair on fire after fuck'n her.
by yo momma November 1, 2003
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A unit of measurement to measure the size of ones penis
the conversion is 1 Lamp = 5 inches of dick, therefore Vagina = negative lamps (aka "a lounge")
"Wow i met this guy he had 2 lamps"
"That's huge!"
by Man mc Meat October 16, 2009
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lamp

Similiar to LMAO.
An acronym standing for: Laugh At My Pineapple.
An adaption from the commonly misspelled LMAO as LMAP.
Person 1: Dude, that was so funny!
Person 2: I know! I LAMPed!
by awesomefaceXD January 12, 2011
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the epitome of cool
to be lamp is similar to rocking the casbah
Adj.dude that shit is lamp.
by psim928 November 27, 2006
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Lamp, to Procrastinate, to put aside, to take your sweet ass time.
"Don't lamp on that task, yo!"
by JayMo June 26, 2003
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lamp means not as lame as the word lame. calling someone lamp is not as mean as calling someone lame. its a step above lame. many people can be considered lamp if they are not cool or mean to little kids. A lot of lamp kids dont accept their middle name for what it it because they are just lamp. if you are freinds with someone but dont really want to hurt their feelings, you call them lamp.
Sean: You are so lamp Ashleigh!
Ashleigh: Wut you are such a liar! Why am I lamp?
Sean: You wont accept the fact that your middle name is Whitney, like your mom's name. You are also are a meany pants to little kids
Ashleigh: Ya you are right at least im not lame, im lamp, its cooler! But i would have to say that colleen is the lampest of them all
Sean: Ya i agree. Whitney is sooo not lamp she is so hip and in style.
by Bobby Bueche August 11, 2008
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LAMP

Acronym for Lick(ed) Around My Penis, a fun way to spend your evening.
Wanna go to a movie?" "Nahh, we can just LAMP
by JelloForever July 6, 2010
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