by fanfictionislife April 18, 2023
Get the lafayettemug. Lafayette College is where you go when you want to go to Lehigh University, but you are retarded and their diversity quota is full. You do not want to make much money and prefer a modest lifestyle, with less defined calves because your campus is flatter than the girls who go there. Lafayette consistently ranks below Lehigh University in every aspect, especially intelligence and value. Lafayette believes their occasional victory over Lehigh's football team makes up for its numerous shortcomings. However, it only proves that their students are a bunch of monkeys, more worried about throwing an egg shaped ball around than providing value to society with a quality Lehigh education.
Lehigh Student: "Hey there! How are you doing?"
Lafayette Student: "Not good, I just ate my last blue crayon"
Lehigh Student: "ah, so you must go to that shitty liberal arts college in Crayolaville"
Lafayette Student: "Yes, my parents (who are also brother and sister) both went to Lafayette College so I got a legacy admission"
Lehigh Student: "Did you ever apply to Lehigh?"
Lafayette Student: "No, my cousin goes to Laf and I was hoping to hook up"
Lehigh Student: "What's your major?"
Lafayette Student: "I'm double majoring in pet training and fingerpainting"
Lehigh Student: "So you're double majoring in being unemployed?"
Lafayette Student: "Not good, I just ate my last blue crayon"
Lehigh Student: "ah, so you must go to that shitty liberal arts college in Crayolaville"
Lafayette Student: "Yes, my parents (who are also brother and sister) both went to Lafayette College so I got a legacy admission"
Lehigh Student: "Did you ever apply to Lehigh?"
Lafayette Student: "No, my cousin goes to Laf and I was hoping to hook up"
Lehigh Student: "What's your major?"
Lafayette Student: "I'm double majoring in pet training and fingerpainting"
Lehigh Student: "So you're double majoring in being unemployed?"
by Defective Tiger November 28, 2023
Get the Lafayette Collegemug. A section 8 hood apartment in East Houston, Texas, located near Beltway 8 and Woodforest Blvd, bordering both Channelview and Cloverleaf, crime prances around the area and was even worse in the 2000s, has a psuedo-nice exterior to it and a clean-cut looking leasing office but still burglaries, neighborhood drama, drugs, nightly gunshots, etc.
“Y’all heard about that block party last night at them Lafayette Village Apartments? 12 had to come lock some people up for fighting”
by DaisyDukesDaisy December 31, 2023
Get the Lafayette Village Apartmentsmug. Hercules: I think Lafayette is drunk.
Alexander: Why would you think that?
John: He looks fine
*Lafayette stands on table*
Lafayette: oUi oUi lArGe BagUeTTe
Alexander: Why would you think that?
John: He looks fine
*Lafayette stands on table*
Lafayette: oUi oUi lArGe BagUeTTe
by ouioui;grandeBaguette March 11, 2019
Get the Lafayettemug. lafayette highschool is the most ghetto school. it looks like a boarding school from outside. if you step into it your already in level 69 of the backrooms. a fight happens everyday and every time i step into the science bathroom i smell weed and fruit(boys wouldn’t understand because they lost their science bathroom privileges)
person 1: What school do you go to?
person 2: Lafayette Highschool!
person 1: Get the fuck away from me.
person 2: Lafayette Highschool!
person 1: Get the fuck away from me.
by pushystanker February 26, 2023
Get the lafayette highschoolmug. .
by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025
Get the Lafayette Ronald Hubbard: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Releasemug. lafayette is ..a city
by theballfondlerette August 22, 2023
Get the Lafayettemug.