lancing

town which contains lots of massive losers, usually called squire.

this town is such a lancing

by squire poohead April 3, 2008

Watermelon Lancing

noun- a watermelon, with a hole drilled throught the center (length wise). Where two penises are inserted through opposite ends, and meet in the middle. Where they " kiss ". The " Kissing " of the penises, is where the head of one penis, presses against the head of the other penis, in a kissing motion. It can also be considered a game, where the objective is to push the other penis out of the hole.

Last friday, Billy and I had a watermelon lancing competition.

by Super_Anon October 16, 2014

caught lacking

caught looking at a girls cleave or other body parts

duuudeee you just got caught lacking on Syd's boobs

by herrmieseh May 3, 2018

Lacking

when someone has a very small penis

hey dude greg... you should get a penis pump cuz bro your lacking.

by CKarn February 21, 2007

lacking off

When your sack doesn't contain enough semen to splooge due to excessive masturbation.

I tugged on my dick for hours and kept lacking off

by OGBirdman69 September 22, 2013

Ass-lancing

Something utterly annoying, irritating, and bothersome, all at the same time.

Ugh reality TV is ass-lancing.

by skittlesqueen February 20, 2003

caught lacking

when you fall asleep in a public area

"Kevin was caught lacking in class today man"

by unknownrider January 30, 2018