quote-laundering

The act of citing a source to support a hypothesis and burying the reference in a footnote or endnote that, once investigated, turns out to be irrelevant, spurious or entirely fictitious.

Similar to quote-stuffing, a common practice in academic paper-writing, but not to be confused with quote mining.

I was trying to track down that juicy reference that Malcolm Gladwell dropped about what Nietzsche said about cell phones but it turned out to be total quote-laundering.

by panopticonopolis December 1, 2011

gun launderer

Taking an illegally obtained gun and giving it legitimacy. Giving stolen guns legitimate pedigrees and the proper papers to go along with them. This is a problem in Canada where a gun registry exists

"Bring me a gun and i'll make it legit, I'm a gun launderer. That's how it works my friend"

by Drebin June 24, 2015

Pussy Laundering Scheme

A fictitious activity used to impress a potential mate

"Rick is out with his latest Pussy Laundering Scheme, telling girls about his soup kitchen for stray dogs

by Stevemadden November 13, 2017

Anton landerer

your favorite hoodlum rock climber. has strong hands and is super HOT

hes an Anton landerer

by jksafhdhflak January 15, 2019

No Hander Lander

When you swing from the hips to slap your cock on to the forehead of your wife and/or girlfriend/mistress. Best done when she is sitting at the computer.

Dude i laid the best no hander lander on Toni the other day! Good work Ben!

by oddy2222 February 25, 2019

information laundering

Telling a lie to another party via your lawyer, and their's, so that now the other party believes it. Whereas they wouldn't have believed it directly from you.

I got my lawyer to do some information laundering so that idiot would believe me.

by Frank Flintstone February 11, 2010

social media laundering

The act of getting another person to post a potentially controversial comment on social media sites (e.g. Facebook, Google+, Twitter etc.) because of a concern that the post will offend ones friends and/or reflect poorly on oneself.

John, who was a liberal (and kind of a pussy), and had a lot of conservative friends, decided to do some social media laundering when posting his views on social issues.

by weyus August 7, 2011