Luke Hemmings

Lead guitarist and singer of 5 Seconds of Summer aka the total package. his smile looks adorably innocent and makes me wanna shove a pencil in my eye and the lip ring added to it turns him into walking sex. He is perf, your opinion is wrong (unless its that hes perf)

"Hey do you know who Luke Hemmings is?"
"yeah he's walking sex with a lip ring, and he can sing. he's the total package"

by Roo :p June 19, 2014

Luke Bell

To perform a Luke Bell is to disappeared on a night out, without telling anyone at the time or the next day, until prompted, and then acting as if nothing happened. Usually to take recreational drugs or to try and get lucky with member of the opposite sex.

Charlie: Man what happened to you last night?
Zak: Nothing...
Charlie: I think you did a Luke Bell...
Zak: Ok man so i met this girl, went to hers but ended up passing out on her sofa.

by Zak Baker December 23, 2011

Lukeitis

The condition of watching too much Luke Wilson on the AT&T Wireless ads. Symptoms include facial swelling and vocal changes. Can sometimes include excessive weight gain.

Are you feeling ok? Yes, I just have lukeitis from watching too many AT&T ads during the football game. I want to go to a buffet and stuff my fat face...

by gabulldawg2k January 17, 2010

Luke Hemmings

luke hemmings is the lord of all penguins and lives in black vans and skinny jeans and once relieved calum hood of a boner

"hey have you heard of luke hemmings"
"what no i'm not a penguin"

by swiggityswag June 16, 2013

luke gardiner

Not good at COD, useless

Iam rubbish at call of duty, I feel like a luke gardiner

by Owl3232 September 27, 2013

cool hand luke

A famous 1967 film starring Paul Newman, based on the novel by Donn Pearce. In it Newman's character Luke was sent to a jail in the south for taking the heads off of parking meters. He seems enigmatic and standoffish to his fellow inmates but eventually gains their respect and even their adoration. He gains the nickname "Cool Hand Luke" because he'll fight when he has nothing to fight with (you'll understand if you've seen the film. The movie was a powerful metaphor for how being different from others can be very painful, not because you're a freak, but because they don't understand you. Newman stated that 'Cool Hand Luke' had one of the best movie scripts he'd ever read. Recieved an Oscar nomination for Best Screenplay adaptation.

'Cool Hand Luke' was also the originator of the phrase "What we have here is a failure to communicate."

by India_Williams October 4, 2004

Luke Hemmings

a walking meme.

"luke hemmings is a walking meme"

by sy. July 11, 2018