Louis Lopez

A fat shit that beats his meat and plays video games and does not play sports and smells really bad girls do not like him

Louis Lopez is fat

by Chris Hendks February 2, 2018

Alan Lopez

Alan Lopez is a very weird person that loves penis and is often referred to as a “troll” and “squidward”.

Hey why is “Alan Lopez” such a troll?

by Jesse smith October 28, 2020

efrain lopez

He is a man who eats tacos on his roof. He never seems to workout.... He really loves to do parkour and destroy kids at pressure flipping on his skateboard while eating tacos on his roof

"Oh look, there's efrain lopez eating tacos on the roof... Again"

by Not Efrain June 30, 2016

Flaming Lopez

With her butt in the air, the female is encouraged to crank off a flatulent burst while the male is behind her ready to ignite. The blue flame is extinguished with an agressive, but tender slap on the butt. Rear entry penetration quickly ensues.

ask your mom.

by Thom Rice March 24, 2004

lopez twist

while making out with a woman, slowly reach down with both hands and start twisting the nipples with pressure. if done correctly you'll be getting head in no time

she refused to go down on me...i had to give her the old lopez twist

by lovincubb January 6, 2007

tampon lopez

Tampon Lopez is an ugly rat that quit TikTok because people exposed him.

Oh! And Tampon Lopez was texting a 15 year old girl!

by poopy ;) October 13, 2020

crusty lopez

a sexual act that involves first defacating without romoving fecal matter from the anus, allowing said feces to dry to a "crusty state" and then receiving a rim job from your sexual partner.

Man A "Dude did you toss that chicks salad last night?"
Man B "Yes I did but I think she might have given me a crusty lopez."
Man A "Lucky you."

by I got you back February 8, 2009