He is a man who eats tacos on his roof. He never seems to workout.... He really loves to do parkour and destroy kids at pressure flipping on his skateboard while eating tacos on his roof
by Not Efrain March 31, 2016
International civil servant, achieving good work in Geneva even though he doesn't admit it: "I dunno how these people can be satisfied with my work". Has good sense of humour but his best jokes come from his friend and spiritual master Feline. Friendly, generous, this slim and little tortured man could be a real friend if you are from the South like him.
I would like to drink some rosé with lopez-armand in a hot spot of the french riviera and wath the girls walking by the café.
by Feline September 12, 2003
Alan Lopez is a very weird person that loves penis and is often referred to as a “troll” and “squidward”.
by Jesse smith October 29, 2020
With her butt in the air, the female is encouraged to crank off a flatulent burst while the male is behind her ready to ignite. The blue flame is extinguished with an agressive, but tender slap on the butt. Rear entry penetration quickly ensues.
by Thom Rice March 24, 2004
while making out with a woman, slowly reach down with both hands and start twisting the nipples with pressure. if done correctly you'll be getting head in no time
by lovincubb January 05, 2007
by poopy ;) October 13, 2020
a sexual act that involves first defacating without romoving fecal matter from the anus, allowing said feces to dry to a "crusty state" and then receiving a rim job from your sexual partner.
Man A "Dude did you toss that chicks salad last night?"
Man B "Yes I did but I think she might have given me a crusty lopez."
Man A "Lucky you."
Man B "Yes I did but I think she might have given me a crusty lopez."
Man A "Lucky you."
by I got you back February 08, 2009