Lisa is the greatest badass bitch you have ever laid eyes upon. She is very smart, although can be dumb af sometimes. For example, a Lisa might mistake an echo of a table with a refrigerator turning on (not her fault btw). Lisa is a great reader and will literally sit in her room for months at a time (not moving aka dead), reading. Her laugh sounds like a dying chicken, which is also sometimes a nickname for the infamous "Lisa". Lisa is always right. Don't forget that. Ever.
Person one: OMG DID YOU SEE LISA TODAY?!
Person two: OMG I DID! DID YOU SEE HOW SHE THOUGHT THAT A WALL WAS AN ENTRY TO SPACE?!
That one girl and friend who everyone knows because she’s talks to everyone and is really nice. She has big boobs and is a digi dyke and peope do crake jokes about her sometimes she is still loved all around.
Of all the people I know Lisa the one to whom I would give the name Phoenix.
Of all the people I know I think Lisa's smile is the brightest. Her smile lights the space and the lives of those around her and expresses a flame inside that is fueled by love contentment and desire.
Lisa is full of light and fire and like the Phoenix she rises from the ashes and inspires hope.