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LOFTED HOOF

One of the greatest footballing moves ever created and is used quite frequently by arsenals defensive midfielder legend, Alex Song Bilong.
commentator 'Song Bilong with another beautiful LOFTED HOOF!!!!!'
by S.AlexFerguson August 14, 2009
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Shirt-lifter

Humorous phrase used to typically describe someone who enjoys lifting up the shirt of a shirt-wearer. Usually used to describe a homosexual man who does indeed lift up the shirt of a guy just before slipping his penis up the rectum of said guy, or just before taking another man's organ into his mouth.

E.g A man drops his pants to reveal his member, but just before receiving a gobble from the gobbler his shirt would need to be lifted up, or even better removed entirely.
"Deontay been spending a lot of time at those fruity male only bars, he must be a serial shirt-lifter that really loves cock!"
by Llewelyn Dowd July 25, 2023
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fake-lifter

1. (noun) A person who pretends to display physical excertion amongst a group that is carrying a large heavy object, where in reality that person is not contributing to the collective strength at all.
1. Nobody passed Smitty a beer after we moved the piano because everyone knew he was just a fake-lifter.
by Mickey Nation January 7, 2007
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social lifter

A person who spends an inordinate amount of time in the gym in order to meet new people, catch up with friends, and fill up his spank bank. Though difficult to identify, this person will perform only one set of an exercise, stand up to stretch, and walk around the gym looking for someone to hit up.
James: I wish that tard would stop bogarting the flat bench.

Kevin: Don't worry, he's just a social lifter. I'll chat him up, you steal the bench.
by Tuck Rollinsmith April 23, 2008
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Ego lifter

Typically, of the male persuasion. This type of gym goer will usually overload with weight when lifting. They are usually the biggest noise makers, and command an audience, because they have to slam weight around because they are overcompensation for otger physical inadequacies(small hands, feet, or dick size).
I had to leave the room because of all the noise that Ego Lifter is making.
by Luckluckyluckford August 13, 2018
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Leg-Lifter

A massive fart. So named because you must lift up one of your legs to properly release the pressure.
Guy1: "Where did you go?"

Guy2: "I went into the bathroom to release a massive leg-lifter"

Guy1: "Good thing you went into the other room"
by Mathius_Dragoon March 3, 2010
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Banana Lifter

That girl that i went home with last night was a banana lifter.
by BDizzle82 May 17, 2009
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