Lops Johnson

to date someone and lead them on for months just to break up once you're bored of the relationship, usually ghosting them

girl 1: did you hear that they broke up last week??
girl 2: there's no way. why!?

girl 1: idk, he just lops johnsoned her out of the blue without any reason at all

by xoxoFUCKER October 28, 2019

Fat Lops

Fat people who are lathargic, and often have trouble making simple movements. Matching shoes is also a problem because they often cant see their feet.

Damn, look at those girls run, its taking them forever. Bunch o'fat lops.

by Michael Behnke May 14, 2005

lopsticks

A pair of chopsticks that have failed to distribute their mass evenly along the line of intended separation.

Dude, this is like my fourth pair of lopsticks this week!

by syrucrosse01 March 9, 2011

lööps

Cat wants some Lööps.

Brøther may I have some lööps.

by Idk spaktyie October 2, 2018

Lopsided Dinner

The act of eating a meal from a gaping asshole of a deceased, hanging person.

I was at church when I walked in on the minister eating some lopsided dinner from the dangling lady.

by discoloredreasoning June 21, 2019

loopser

a JS2290 certified official limited editon 25 dolla per use word

dude: bro i thoght cone was sqaure
JS2290: no you stoopid loopser

by slyveon February 23, 2023

lopsa

A bitch in french.
Une salope.

Ta vu cette lopsa, elle ma quitté pour un autre mec hier.

by 1PLIKÉ140 March 1, 2023