Gut shot leopard is a term for "an awful mess." If my dad ever saw some of my horrible wiring jobs as a youngster, or some terrible looking food he was the first to exclaim it looked like a gut shot leopard.
by blake March 31, 2004
Get the gut shot leopard mug.September 24th and October 22end are national leopard gecko day. The day to appreciate leopard geckos.
G : Look at this cute gecko
B : Today is national leopard gecko day! This is a blessing!
G : oH mY gAwD it’s so CUTEEEEE ITS SMILING AHBWHSHWHAHAHAHSSBBS AAAAAA
B : Today is national leopard gecko day! This is a blessing!
G : oH mY gAwD it’s so CUTEEEEE ITS SMILING AHBWHSHWHAHAHAHSSBBS AAAAAA
by Fetch-a October 21, 2020
Get the National Leopard Gecko Day mug.Related Words
The nursing home version of the female cougar (women in their 40's who like men 10+ years younger). The Crippled White Snow Leopard is after the Snow Leopard. The order is: Cougar, Puma, Snow Leopard & Crippled White Snow Leopard.
We just set Grandpa up in a sweet retirement community. Dad and I visited last weekend and there was a Crippled White Snow Leopard trying to get my dad's phone number for a hook-up.
by CougarishPuma April 10, 2014
Get the crippled white snow leopard mug.1. A hot, older woman aged 56 yo and up; a gilf.
2. The final step in the milf/cougar/lynx continuum.
2. The final step in the milf/cougar/lynx continuum.
by E. Boskin January 21, 2007
Get the snow leopard mug.A lazy leopard is when you tear of the wings of a ladybug. Then attach them to an ant and place the ant in the mouth of a hungry Hungarian. If the hungarian spits out your creation you first insult him then ingest the ant with chopsticks. For the next three days observe changes in your stool. When the stool changes color twice collect it in a plastic baggie and deliver it to your town's mayor and shout lazy leopard.
"Did you see kevin last night?" "He totally pulled off the Lazy Leopard with Serena." "Lucky bastard"
by gloriatheasianliu November 12, 2011
Get the Lazy Leopard mug.Experiencing an onslaught of jonesing for sex or "relations" with white people. For serious, you can't think of anything else because of how much you want some sweet, sweet vanilla love.
by GodShapedBullet September 26, 2007
Get the attacked by the snow leopard mug.Hot, sexy and smart women over 50 that think out of box. They live longer then cougar, their coat cost more money, they jump higher then a cougar. Plus they don't take after any other cat. The are considered the worlds most beautiful animal in the world. So all of us hot over the age of women of 50 are called Snow Leopards as we out shine cougars.
by greyhairlady March 25, 2013
Get the Snow Leopard mug.