lego

tiny little bricks from hell

upon stepping on a lego, he found his foot in an unfortunate state at the hospital

by big boy 67 August 24, 2017

lego

Little plastic landmines.

They FUCKING HURT to step on

You: Ah what I nice da- OW FUCK MY FEET! WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE? LEGOS??????!?!?!?!?! FUCKCKCKKCCKCCCKKCKC.

by SumKidWithIssues September 27, 2017

Lego

A child’s toy made up of interlocking plastic blocks. (Also the sworn Enamy of feet)
Usess

1.for fun

2.as a proventative of intrusion

3.the most deadly weapon against feet to ever be created

Side note: how to diagnose LIFS (Lego imbedded in foot syndrome) if you feel a pain beyond human understanding Eg your foot being torn apart by hungry rabbits. It is probably LIFS. Btw there is no cure!!!

Doctor: how mutch dose it hurt from a scale of one to “ohh no I stepped on Lego”

Patient:ummm ohh no I stepped on Lego.
Doctor :we must operate immediately.
Next situation

Kid : dad can I get out the Lego

Dad:sure just don’t drop any Lego

Five minutes later you living room is a mine filled.

by Caleb26 January 21, 2018

Lego

Stepped on = death.
Hurts like hell. Don't believe me? Try it.

If you've never stepped on lego, your lucky.

by Dill.Pickle March 19, 2018

Lego

Sometimes it means "let's go"

Kanye West: trav we gotta drop the track.. Let's gooooooo
Travis Scott: T'was the plan legoooo

by OhhhShitItsMe May 30, 2018

lego

a building toy

i play lego

by niumuniub June 27, 2018

Lego

A painful torture device that is useful when a person is not wearing slippers or shoes.

Fuck me! I forgot to put on my slippers when I went in my kid's room, and now I have Lego feet!

by watchuwellusleepin August 15, 2018