HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!!

THIS IS UESED WHEN THE VERY VERY SHIT PERSON LAU SKAL HOLDE SIN KÆFT LITTLE LORT

"HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!! lille lort"

by LAU_NAMNAM November 29, 2021

Lau shot

Lau Shot
(noun)

In Valorant (or similar tactical shooters), a deliberately reckless, flashy, and “clip-worthy” shot attempted with little to no chance of success. The defining feature of a Lau Shot is that it is executed not to win the round, but to intentionally throw it.

A throw that succeeds in its mission of sabotaging the round, thereby costing the team the game, is known as a successful Lau Shot.

Origin: Named after a player (or archetype of player) notorious for prioritizing style and meme potential over actual victory.

"Bro tried to wall-bang an Operator through three smokes at max range. That’s a classic Lau Shot.”

by Der2032 August 27, 2025

Lau

Lau/lu/lo. often used by slang people in Indonesia, especially in the East Jakarta

Lau mau kemana, sini aja dulu

by pak slupur April 20, 2024

lau-cheedit

a person who lurks around schools

be careful, there is a lau-cheedit hanging around!

by drmonknugget June 7, 2022

Lau

a person whom ist gay boom boom in da asshole, namnam mmmmmhmhmhmhmhmh ASSSSHOLLLLLE LOVE IT.

"HALLO, IM LAU I LIKE THE BOOM BOOM IN DA ASSHOLE"

by LAU_NAMNAM November 29, 2021

HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!!

this person needs to hold sin kæft if his name is lauritz

HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!! DIN LILLE LORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by HOLDNUKÆF January 28, 2022

Alvis Lau

Random guy from LSC, looks pretty cool, he pretty tall, his height is about 180 cm. He member of volleyball team, he plays volleyball and basketball pretty good.

Student A: AYO IS THAT Alvis Lau?!
Student B: Ye he a gigachad

by Bababoi49 November 29, 2022