HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!!

THIS IS UESED WHEN THE VERY VERY SHIT PERSON LAU SKAL HOLDE SIN KÆFT LITTLE LORT

"HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!! lille lort"

by LAU_NAMNAM November 29, 2021

Wa lau

A Singaporean word for WHAT THE HELL

Wa lauuuuu why you do this to me

by Darth822 November 26, 2018

Lau

Another way of saying "loud" aka marijuana but spelled exactly how it is pronounced. It is also a strand of gorilla glue mixed with purple haze.

Police: Hello, sir I smell lau in the car and I can find any in the car. Where is the lau?
Person: Bruh I done schmoked it all!!

by Lau King February 8, 2019

timothy lau

kid who sucks dick

guy 1: Oh what a homo jew penis nigger

guy 2: Oh that's just timothy lau

by timothy lau May 24, 2018

jon lester lau

pinakamalupet sa lahat ng malupet

:malupet kaba?
jon lester lau: oo naman

by petmalupet August 28, 2019

Linus Lau

he is a awesome, he loves history, mathematics and English. is very clever and prudent.
he has a lot of friends and might be bisexuel.

Guy:WOW he is very clever and prudent he must be a Linus Lau
Linus Lau:yes I am

by Erik Emil November 29, 2017

Laus

A Laus is a person who doesn't know that a pair means 2! But he is still cute

He doesn't know a pair equals 2, what a Laus!

by Not Laus January 22, 2020