Lasagna

What is made when you sleep with a girl on her period cum inside. When you see the blood and cum mixed in the folds, then you know you’ve made lasagna. Extra points if the girl’s Italian!

Dude, Becky was on her period last night but we did it anyway. I’ve never made lasagna that looked that good before.

by Penguincakemarconi October 27, 2025

Lasagna Party

Another term for a swingers party. Also known as a 'spaghetti bake'.

'Hey, you and your wife wanna come over for a lasagna party later?'

by Emeril L. December 16, 2012

lasagna platter

The vagina

Slang similar to trim

Oh snap, son, I'd eat her lasagna platter

by Stampy May 19, 2004

Lasagna mouth

A woman sucks multiple dicks at once

Kori is Lasagna mouth

by Dr.Rockzo July 7, 2018

Lasagna Sheets

A very skinny white females vagina after it has been eaten out by a male over double her size whom had food in his mouth while eating her out. In some cases the food gets left in the vagina to then be eaten again later.

Babe, I feel like lasagna sheets tonight

by Kanyenorthhh May 28, 2020

Lasagna Bowl

When you alternate layers of dank marijuana and tons of keef in a single bowl or bong of your choosing.

"hey ,take a hit of this Lasagna bowl" "Damn this Lasagna bowl got me really high"

by onefortysix November 3, 2015

Lasagna poop

When you take a poop, stand up, wipe, then realize you still have to poop, poop again and repeat. Same techniqe as making our favorite Italian dish.

My lasagna poop clogged your moms toilet

by Doggnutta July 22, 2012