landöden

It's when you wake up on a LAN with a huge "thing" up your ass and a gag ball in your mouth

or It could mean that a person is "cheating" on a game, that would be discovered on a LAN, then refer to my first example for punishment for that

Akta landöden Mehkra!

by Ragnar VikinG December 30, 2004

landenberg

A small town in rural Pennsylvania. While there's nearly nothing to do, Lbergers find their own fun, and are a mix of elected, wacky personas. The pimple on Landenberg's ass are the big yuppie neighboorhoods, like Sommerset Lake.

There's fuckin nothing in Landenberg

by lburger February 24, 2005

Landers

The group of people with this last name suffer from being accidentally called Flanders instead on impact.

Please raise your hand when i call your last name.
Flanders!
...Its Landers!!!

by Melissaaa June 24, 2008

Lanced

To jynx or put a hex on a sports team. Also to make fun of someone in a sarcastic way.

Hey Lance how are the Met's looking today with that 4-3 lead. Lanced: "They are a lock to win" Lanced "Rangers are a lock to beat the Capitals"

by Sportsfan101 April 29, 2009

landerkeif

It means you like big fat balls in your ass

“NIGGA EWWWW U IS A LANDERKEIF”

by landerkeif August 11, 2020

landdella effect

When someone don't care about the land.
he or she shows no respect for the land.
someone who litters on a average.
someone who don't care what happens to the land.

Chris has a bad case of the landdella effect.

by ONE MAN WOLF PACK 777 March 25, 2021

well-lanned

Connected, in-touch, or otherwise blessed with numerous friends, allies, and informants. Well-informed and knowledgeable.

That basher is so well-lanned if a junkie farts in an alley he hears about it...

by Erin Montgomery May 5, 2010