`Lando

Slang for Orlando. You can only use it if you have lived in Orlando for more than 5 years.

" Aye My Dude, Where You From?" " I'm From `Lando Muthafuckah"

by chickennugget._shai October 11, 2018

Lando Pack

A word used to describe potent marijuana. Originated after Lando was murdered (smoked) by Prosys goons

"I'm smoking on that Lando Pack, yeah I'm high as shit"

by Internet goons September 24, 2020

lando

(short for landon/nickname) one of the best kind-hearted people deep within. he'll probably make fun of you whether he's known you forever or a second, but it's all fun and games. whenever he's with the people he loves, he's a really genuine person. mess with one of them though, and he'll do some shit to you. he's the type of person to treat you how you treat him. if you treat him poorly, he'll treat you the same. treat him how he's supposed to be, and he'll give you the same gratitude. he doesn't do anything bad unless he has a valid reason to.

farren: yum its lando
ryder: landons cool

joseph: lando is stinky
aayush: *popcorn*

by anonymous October 16, 2020

lando

someone who talks to much.

this guy is totally a lando

by checktheloot September 19, 2022

Lando fanclub

A fanclub for The super duper awesome lando

Lando fanclub is amazing

by Lando fanclub December 17, 2016

lando norris

a fuckin awesome THREE time f1 grand prix winner.
(probably the 2024 wdc and im predicting it rn)

me: did you hear that lando norris won the dutch gp with a winning margin of 22.896s?
bro: peak frfr

by ln4ngel October 8, 2024

Lando

Its a short term meaning to receive a hand-job. As lando sounds like hando or hand-job. It is used when family members are in a earshot from your conversation where hand-jobs may be referenced.

Guy 1: "hey man how was your date last night?"
Guy 2: "it was awesome I got a major lando"

by totallynottheguywhosaidhewould January 30, 2015