Wobbley Knobler

The act of violently shaking your semi-erect penis in such a way as to mimic a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.

I did the wobbley knobler for my girlfriend to entertain her; she was very impressed.

by mattandlauren May 27, 2012

Knobbelboy

the one dutch guy who plays 3.99$ cube game and fills it with a fuck ton of shit so it crashes other people's game.

also does homo with a french guy called siweth

Huseey: @everyone
whitename: knobbelboy stop tagging people
Knobbelboy: you are the worst person to join this server @whitename

by dacta July 29, 2018

Knobbard

Knobbard was in fact invented by my sister, and it is a cross between a retard and a knob, and is highly useful as an insult

*Someone trips over* "God, you are such a knobbard

by Marie Astill May 13, 2005

cob knobbler

A woman (or man, whatever submerges your submarine) who gives awful blow jobs. The name originates from Cobzeus, the Norwegian goddess or corn shucking, who once treated Hermes' penis as a cob of corn.

Yeah, Julia Roberts is really hot, but i heard she was a cob knobbler. And anyways, she's a homewrecker, and she's not hot.

by Hanzeus September 29, 2003

Slob Knobbery

This is a practice or art conducted by many females (usu. loose or slutty in nature) that dedicate themselves to perfecting and creating new ways to perform a blow job. This art is conducted usu. on a daily basis and involves fluids from the female's cunt mumbler or saliva.

I can tell by the way she sucks on that lollipop that she is highly skilled in the art of Slob Knobbery.

by thadelus January 30, 2009

Knobbed

To have sex

i knobbed her

by Jay See February 23, 2004

knobert

If your name is Robert and you are a knob, then you are a KNOBERT.

Robert Fryar is a Knobert and he sucks knobs.

by Simon Cheng (cock-lover) June 19, 2004