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adj;

1. Referring to one residing in Pennsyltucky.

noun;

1. One generally to be found in bus stations or other transient locations talking to himself while playing on his smart phone.

2. A poop digit or poop-finger. 4)A normal sized person who once was a slovenly piece of shit.

verb;

1. To smell the tissue one has just ejaculated into.
Dude, don't use that to wipe away your tears, I just Klotzered it about 15 minutes ago.
Klotzer by JoeRomePark November 26, 2010

Roger Klotz Syndrome 

When you hang out with a friend who is a total douche and invite them to parties even though no one likes them.

(On the cartoon show "Doug", Roger Klotz was a bully and douche, but for some reason he was always invited to their parties and friend group.)

Similar to Cartman on South Park.
"Why do we hang out with that guy?"
"I don't know..."
"It's that Roger Klotz Syndrome."

klutzterfuck

klutz + clusterfuck: a clusterfuck caused by someone being a total klutz
The waiter tripped over the fold in the carpet, knocking over the wedding cake and spilling all the red wine on the tray all over the bride's white wedding gown as she gave her speech, causing her to scream into the microphone and make every guest's ears bleed. It was a klutzterfuck.
Klumzy has the same definition as the original word "Clumsy", with the exception of being spelled differently. But with a little dopeness the comes along as well.
You see that beezy fall? Damn she klumzy.
klumzy by Brash is up October 3, 2008
it’s a little brown square but actually it’s flea but a better one
omg klutt”
omg klutt is amazing
klutt by theswedishklutt March 14, 2019
Someone who always does things wrong and never right.
"makes people laugh for entertainment aka the clown of the group" - kluts
Kluts by MandaD July 31, 2009