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Klingons

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Those little balls of toilet paper that get stuck on your ass hairs when you wipe.
Damm, these Klingons are a pain in the ass.
by Bill December 3, 2004
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A klingon refers to the pieces of shit that get "cling on" to your ass hairs. More commonly found on dogs and cats than humans.
Dude my dog has a massive klingon
by chinnerish October 3, 2009
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Klingonization

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The act of taking a fictional language such as Klingon, Gallifreyan, or even Minionese and making it easier for fans to create a sort of lexicon and use it themselves.
I think they made the Minions' speech more recognizable as an act of Klingonization.
by Weirdo413 October 13, 2015
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Klingon opera

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Loud and violent vomiting. The act of disgorging the contents of one's stomach in a manner befitting a warrior. The barbaric yawp of the technicolor yawn.
I don't know what he ate at that food cart, but he's been performing a Klingon opera for the past ten minutes.
by Tombstone_DK January 10, 2016
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Klingon

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A liberal rioter/protestor with Trump derangement syndrome (TDS) that climbs on moving cars and tries to inhibit the driver from getting to their destination and violently tries to hurt the car and driver only to roll off the car amd smash their face and head causing them to look like a Klingon from the TV series Star Trek.
3 Klingons in Portland were run over after by a normal human being after the liberal Klingons violently tried to attack the driver by climbing on the driver's moving vehicle and attempted to smash the windows out.
by logic ninja September 26, 2020
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Klingon

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Jimmy: I just started seeing this girl and man, she won’t give me any space nor let me breathe.

Marlon: Jimmy my friend, you’re dating a Klingon.
by Chocoboywonder October 14, 2021
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A nasty hangover you get after making peace with someone you hated
1: Hey you okay? You look really hungover
2: Yeah got a real humdinger. Got an apology from my highschool bully after a couple of drinks
1: Oh, a klingon hangover, nice
by anonymous July 2, 2023
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