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used kleenex

When a girl stretches your ball sack over her mouth and gives you a raspberry
Man, Jessica was so drunk last night she gave me a used Kleenex when we got home
by Baba December 29, 2014
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counting kleenex

Dude, I couldn't sleep last night after all that blow we did.

Me either, I was counting Kleenex all night.
by Shuaman April 22, 2016
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a serious box of kleenex tissues

its when someone has got SERIOUS ISSUES n r just completely weird as fuck, with no care or even realise what they say or do is funny but strange
oh my god how funny was emma lastnight, shes off her her head, shes mad! she comes out with some fucked up shit dunt she!
yea she aint all there in the head, she was well makin me laugh she was just doin weird shit, yea shes always like that though isnt she! yea shes got a serious box of kleenex tissues mate!
by SAMANTHA AND NICOLA November 15, 2006
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valentine shame kleenex

2ply girlfriend-in-a-box usually found on the floor in a ball on February 15th.
I can tell he didnt have a date, he must have watched love actually by himself last night, look at all the valentine shame kleenexs all over his room.

my gf never puts out on valentines day, but its okay i left a valentines shame kleenex in her purse.
by Mediocre Mr Fox February 15, 2010
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Amish Kleenex

The practice of holding one nostril while simultaneously blowing out the other. You would usually lean over or away from your body so as not to blow snot all over yourself.

This saves one from nastying up one's sleeve(s). Since the Amish live a simple life they wouldn't have fancy store bought Kleenex.
"Dad's allergies were bothering him so bad while we were hiking he had to use the Amish Kleenex."

"I sneezed so much I used up all my tissues and had to use the ol' Amish Kleenex"

"I had to resort to the Amish Kleenex since it was Summer and I was sleeveless."
by @ChickieMamaK October 6, 2012
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Dropped the Kleenex

When you drop the cum rag and semen smears on the floor.
"Jason have you dropped the Kleenex?"
"Unfortunately yes, and my mom made me clean it up and didn't know what it was!!!"
by NuckFiggers June 15, 2016
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Kleenexceptional

A description of a woman that is of masturbatory stature.
Faith Hill is quite Kleenexceptional.
by Bruk February 21, 2003
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