kirsty dimples smith

One hell of a skinny bitch. Only poo's once a week. Likes a good moan about EVERYTHING. Obsessed with being skinny and tanned. Likes to stuff mushrooms in peoples faces and make them puke. Abuses her little sister and likes to bully her. Can make one hell of a batch of soup.

loves a spoon.

Woah have you seen that girl over there with legs like match sticks eating her hair shes so hungry?

oh my god shes such a kirsty dimples smith

by feegina December 11, 2010

Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver

The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.

When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.

"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."

"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."

BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Kirsty

Kirstys are like Karen's. Beware the kirsty. Unlike Karen's they use sneak attacks. Hide in the shadows. If Karen's ate the big boss then kirstys are like the 2nd in command.

Careful of her that's a kirsty.

That sneaky little kirsty!

by Bethlizzy86 August 22, 2021

Kirsty

Name given to spunk dumpsters from Birmingham. Kirsty’s averagely spend three quarters of their life on their knees and are known to be huge Star Trek fans

“Dude did you check out that Pornhub vid I sent you of that girl getting dicked by 6 guys at once? She looked like she was more airtight than a submarines hatch!”

“Yeah man! She was a right Kirsty”

by OuttaWangolian April 6, 2021

kirsty flop

Where you Dina handstand and try to click back onto your feet, but end up landing on your butt.

Sage did her gymnastics routing with cartwheels, flips and rounded it off with a Kirsty flop

by Jihad Mike July 12, 2019

ryan+kirstie

They are a romantic couple and theyy are the most loyal couple everr!!

I wanna have a relationship like ryan+kirstie

by Keeley russel October 10, 2018

kirsty mackenzie

... i rememeber the feeling of when something feels soo right.... after that we juust got closer and closer useing silly pet words to comunicate... i used to love hearing her make squeeks and little noises in my ear it was soo cute. i think we got on extremely well and i miss her loads i have never been that close and cute with someone before and not sure i wil again it was like having a best friend u could tell anything and share everything..... i hopes she has as fond memories of our time together as i have she has made such a bi impression on me and i will never forget her.. shes sooo spleshal that all i want is to have her back in my arms.. wearing her as a rucksack lying around having fun and being stully loves you mackers!! :)

kirsty mackenzie is gorgeous

by stueypoo December 7, 2011