kirsty dimples smith

One hell of a skinny bitch. Only poo's once a week. Likes a good moan about EVERYTHING. Obsessed with being skinny and tanned. Likes to stuff mushrooms in peoples faces and make them puke. Abuses her little sister and likes to bully her. Can make one hell of a batch of soup.

loves a spoon.

Woah have you seen that girl over there with legs like match sticks eating her hair shes so hungry?

oh my god shes such a kirsty dimples smith

by feegina December 11, 2010

Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver

The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.

When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.

"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."

"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."

BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

kirsty

f*cking ugly sl*y that pretends to be pregnant and will talk about your business behind your back

“ wow it’s a kirsty look away “

by meow1274 February 3, 2020

Kirsti

Kirsti is a confusing girl. Shes aloof and mysterious, almost never speaks unless spoken too. You might think she has a “nothing personality” but do not be fooled. Kirsti might not seem like she’s doing a lot when you around her but her silent comfort and over all pleasant vibes will be missed when she is not longer there. Intangible yet undeniable.

Kirsti is really quiet but I heavily fw her

by Donotquestiondadon October 27, 2025

Kirsty Pike

A mountain situated in the Eastern fells of the English Lake District. Kirsty Pike welcomes weary walkers to sit and rest on the summit, while offering spectacular views of other mountains. Viewed from a far Kirsty Pike is a not only a tower of strength, but is a stunning visual image of jaw dropping wonderment, sit there and gaze and let the charms of Kirsty Pike pull you in.

I sat and gazed at the beauty of Kirsty Pike, my favourite mountain of them all.

by Mountainous man December 30, 2020

Kirsty Bresnan

Kirsty Bresnan is a type of person whom is annoying and would tend to do gymnastics. She likes to complain and will try to get her way. Her only weakness is to call him/her a spoilt brat.

You are the biggest Kirsty Bresnan

by Jshshsbajnd December 3, 2019

Kirsty

Kirstys are like Karen's. Beware the kirsty. Unlike Karen's they use sneak attacks. Hide in the shadows. If Karen's ate the big boss then kirstys are like the 2nd in command.

Careful of her that's a kirsty.

That sneaky little kirsty!

by Bethlizzy86 August 22, 2021