Kettle cock

your cock is physically a kettle

I woke up with kettle cock, so i hung myself from the door handle.

by leukaemia is funny November 11, 2019

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kettle.korn

Kettle Korn is a really quirky tiktoker. They are a licensed silly goose 🤪🤞 and they love Bo Burnham, and Gi-Hun from squid game. They comment the letter "h" on any video they see.

Person "Do you know @kettle.korn?"

Person 2 "Yeah! The silly goose who comments "h" right?"
Person 1 "yeah, well they just posted another quirky video about Gi-Hun from Squid Game"
Person 2 "omg show me 🤪💅"

by Steakvie October 13, 2021

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Creamy Kettle

When you get tossed off in a steam room or sauna. If its public or private is down to the tossers disgression.

I went to the gym with this girl and she gave me a Creamy Kettle in the public steam room. This bloke was blates watching us though

by IXI_EmJay_IXI December 13, 2010

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kettle

to incarcerate or restrain temporarily

Police officers illegally kettled peaceful climate activists at the G20 protests in 2009 to stop their gathering being "hijacked" by violent protesters from another demonstration, the high court has heard. --Guardian 23 March 2011

by garda April 8, 2011

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