crawley kebab

Crawley Kebab :- when a pissed posh Sussex girl squats on your face outside Morrisons at 1am Saturday morning.

Debby nearly suffocated me with a Crawley Kebab last weekend.

by Trixie4 June 13, 2017

Kebabating

Something to do with kebab and masturbating at the same time

My friend said hes the lord of kebab and masturbating. Kebabating

by 131313131313131313131313 January 23, 2021

bearded kebab

hairy vagina

i pulled her panties aside with my nose only to find a bearded kebab instead of a well trimed bike rack

by terry the word smith September 20, 2003

Kelbar

A fuckwit that believes the earth is flat. A person that doesn't believe in or able to understand basic logic.

The Earth is not flat, stop being a Kelbar

by Cluey123 March 6, 2019

Slob Kebab

Sloppy seconds with a dirty Syrian.

"Bro, I totally had a Slob Kebab last night. I need a shower."

by SirScoots April 23, 2016

Fingerdingo Kebab

When a man with extremely long fingers skewers several pussys at once, causing the women to form a Fingerdingo kebab.

jesus, I got wrecked by a Fingerdingo kebab last Christmas.

by Aaron the playa July 12, 2018

Alabama Kebab

When you cut the tip of your penis off with a piece of paper, pour lemon juice on it, and shove a pencil down the middle.

Dad: son you got an F on your paper, I'm gonna have to give you an Alabama kebab

Son: yes daddy

by NIghtWolf311 October 17, 2020