A funny total memester that is kind but has autism so a bit of a shy crybaby that you still can make friends with him.
by pULTRAi February 22, 2020
Get the ethan keanemug. A good Christian who does athletics(Long distance),Music and academics, Often has a bunch of friends which names start with C(as in Caleb) or (D,K,R,A) Often dates girls who’s name starts with A
by Professor_V. February 17, 2021
Get the Keanmug. Eddie Keane is a gentleman that’s also known as “monotone Eddie” this is because they way he talks bores people to death.
This chap is large, overgrown and quite smelly! Eddie Keane is a bus driver on a local bus route round Bolton (544)
He likes to pick his pensioners up and tell them all about how he can’t afford anything and he’s struggling to cope with life and himself!
Eddie Keane has two friends - Ste Hill with the gout knees and also Dave Parky who stabs people! When the trio are together they like dressing up as unicorns 🦄 and sucking each-other off, but from what Ste hill says… “that’s only on a weekend”
Said person above blanks other staff members out because he likes to think they’re beneath him when clearly he only knows a few routes and likes to cry like a baby..
This chap is large, overgrown and quite smelly! Eddie Keane is a bus driver on a local bus route round Bolton (544)
He likes to pick his pensioners up and tell them all about how he can’t afford anything and he’s struggling to cope with life and himself!
Eddie Keane has two friends - Ste Hill with the gout knees and also Dave Parky who stabs people! When the trio are together they like dressing up as unicorns 🦄 and sucking each-other off, but from what Ste hill says… “that’s only on a weekend”
Said person above blanks other staff members out because he likes to think they’re beneath him when clearly he only knows a few routes and likes to cry like a baby..
by Dave_parky December 2, 2021
Get the Eddie keanemug. by Bean eatin cleep monster November 28, 2022
Get the keane cogginmug. by Bean eatin cleep monster November 28, 2022
Get the keane cogginmug. Tye Keane is a non-binary queen! He is multi-gender with his pronouns mainly being Lors/Loraxself. He has a secret stash of motivational quotes stashed up his sphincter.
Despite the tight sphincter, he is an excellent friend to keep around especially if you like flip phones. If you ever need a good laugh look up his name and view his acting profile on Google, bonus points if you view it when he's next to you.
Tye is a genuine guy with extremely sexy feet (especially his middle toe). Likes be rear-ended out the front of the school.
Despite the tight sphincter, he is an excellent friend to keep around especially if you like flip phones. If you ever need a good laugh look up his name and view his acting profile on Google, bonus points if you view it when he's next to you.
Tye is a genuine guy with extremely sexy feet (especially his middle toe). Likes be rear-ended out the front of the school.
"Have you seen Tye Keane?"
"Yeah, he's getting rear ended out the front"
"Ah makes sense, sounds typical Twinky Tye Keane"
"Yeah, he's getting rear ended out the front"
"Ah makes sense, sounds typical Twinky Tye Keane"
by Alfie Johansen June 18, 2023
Get the Tye Keanemug.