A sport that involves usually a human versus a kangaroo in a boxing match, usually the results 95% of the time are the guy gets his ass whooped.
Kangaroos are beasts at fighting, they are dirty fighters too, if you aren't careful they can give you a nasty jab or hook to the dome and knock you out or grab you and choke hold you into submission, if that doesn't work they can use their own tail to hold them level and kick you downstairs with BOTH legs. unless you are a real fucking badass, you should not attempt to fight a kangaroo THEY WILL FUCK YOU UP. PETA people and animal rights fucks usually think this is an inhumane awful sport... well they are right to an extent... because HUMANS GET THE SHIT WHOOPED OUT OF EM!
Kangaroos are beasts at fighting, they are dirty fighters too, if you aren't careful they can give you a nasty jab or hook to the dome and knock you out or grab you and choke hold you into submission, if that doesn't work they can use their own tail to hold them level and kick you downstairs with BOTH legs. unless you are a real fucking badass, you should not attempt to fight a kangaroo THEY WILL FUCK YOU UP. PETA people and animal rights fucks usually think this is an inhumane awful sport... well they are right to an extent... because HUMANS GET THE SHIT WHOOPED OUT OF EM!
fighter: (guards his grill and strafes a bit)
kangaroo: (sees an opening and heymakers the guy)
fighter: (gets dome-rocked with a heymaker and melts to the canvas like when you get the shit whooped out of you in fight night 3 by a mean-ass power punch)
Kangaroo Boxing
kangaroo: (sees an opening and heymakers the guy)
fighter: (gets dome-rocked with a heymaker and melts to the canvas like when you get the shit whooped out of you in fight night 3 by a mean-ass power punch)
Kangaroo Boxing
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A hot female who you spend time with/bang, but who is not your girlfriend. Woman has to be rated a "7" or above by 3 or more friends. If 3 or more friends do not rate your choice a "7" or above, she cannot be qualified as a Kangaroo Rat.
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Friends with benefits,
A girl you bang, but no relationship.
A girl you mess around with, with no attachments or responsibility.
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That power project in Oman dude. The 15 year duration and fantastic peaking revenues post termination mean it's going to have a kangaroo tail! 60% residual value for shizzle.
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