Kaden is a beautiful women, who is a unique badass bitch. She's suppeer hot to and can take anyone's man at any given second. You wish you were her. She's also super popular and has friends everywhere.
by PussyGasm November 27, 2017
If you know A kaden, you also know that he is the biggest simp alive and has the smallest dick. He sits on the toilet for two hours texting girls and then wipes his ass with his hand. He is overall disgusting. Don't date a kaden
by youngblood1234 June 12, 2020
Kaden, or, as referred to in Biology as Homo Eggeous, is a species that thinks of itself as being the apex predator. However, through research, it has been discovered that Kadens are closer related to Troglodytes & Neanderthals. Kadens are often obsessed with eggs, giving it the Taxonomy Homo Eggeous. Through tens of thousands of years of evolution Kadens can blend in Homo Sapiens, however it is easy to differentiate Homo Sapiens from Homo Eggeous due to their lack of intellect and obsession with eggs. Often, they will hoard eggs in their home. Kadens have a high net worth, even though they have been proven to be substantially more retarded than the average Homo Sapien, meaning, despite the years of evolution, they are slowly devolving, meaning the only evolutionary trait is their looks being similar to Homo Sapiens, other than their egg-shaped head. Kadens will often brag about their wealth and success, although their wealth is a facade for the egg that hides below.
On a good note, the species is being poached and parts of them are sold in local supermarkets by the dozen world-wide, making them an endangered species. It is estimated they will be extinct by 2040 luckily due to there being less than 1600 in the USA.
On a good note, the species is being poached and parts of them are sold in local supermarkets by the dozen world-wide, making them an endangered species. It is estimated they will be extinct by 2040 luckily due to there being less than 1600 in the USA.
by egg-hater11 July 6, 2019
Kaden is a smart guy but always gets in trouble In class. He always wear a hoodie and looks kewl. He is underestimated and has many close friends. Kaden seems to always be in the drama even though it’s not his fault. He has 100 glow ups in a course of a year. He likes to play games a lot as well. Kaden uses the word “lol” a lot and birthday is a even number. He is the biggest clown ever.
by krtkrtfood September 29, 2019
Most kadens are ok, but some are really gay. He can’t come up with original roasts and is slow. He has a very weird jaw line and his jokes are dry af.
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