The Kittle

A unit of measurement for the essay ranging from 300-500 words.

Person 1: "Dude, my term paper is due in five hours!"
Person 2: "Woah, how long does it have to be?"
Person 1: "Are we speaking in terms of The Kittle?"
Person 2: "Yes"
Person 1: "Like 5-6 Kittles!"
Person 2: "Dude, you're screwed."

by RustyTang December 12, 2010

fun knitters

say it several times in a row.

My TV got stolen, FUN KNITTERS!!!

by killhags43 January 1, 2012

all-knitter

when one or more individuals partake in a knitting marathon lasting from dusk until dawn.

erfan- "what did you guys do last weekend?"
Madison- "we pulled two straight all-knitters bro"

by twobigbullies March 28, 2012

Stinky Knitter

Definable as a woman who has become stinky due to her crusty white dog. Usually around 5 feet tall, dyed hair and has a Nintendo Switch.

“Did you hear she became a Stinky Knitter?”

“Yes, it must’ve been her stinky dog, Shadow.”

by stinkylaundrydetergent January 22, 2023

Garrett Kittley

The coolest guy ever

bro he's Garrett Kittley

by Versace Eros Eau De Toilette April 26, 2025