justinese

Words improperly pronounced by men named Justin.

Justin: Hey Peisbel, how do you spell katchup?
Peisbel: *confused* Do you mean ketchup?

Justin: ...
Peisbel ...
Justin: Katchup and ketchup is the same in justinese.
Peisbel: Um, Okay..

by Flulaborgswife February 9, 2020

Social Justice Couch Potato

A Social Justice Couch Potato (SJCP) is a Social Justice Warrior (SJW) that does absolutely nothing about the social injustices they dislike. Most SJW's are actually SJCP's.

"I'm such an Social Justice Warrior."
"No, all you do is sit there and complain. You're more of an Social Justice Couch Potato . . . "

by Social Justice Couch Potato July 27, 2020

Lance of Justice

When a man is about to reach his climax during traditional sex, he pulls his penis out of the womans vagina and inserts it into her anus to orgasm while shouting "lance of justice!"

Jesus, my ass really hurts from that lance of justice josh gave me last night.

by hkrazy October 17, 2009

The White Staff of Justice

The White Staff of Justice is defined as a pet name for a white man's cock when having sex with a black woman.

Dave slayed his woman with the "The White Staff of Justice" forever changing her mind about white men and their cocks.

by DWN2 May 22, 2016

Social Justice Warrior

The term Social Justice Warrior (SJW) is one that reflects the ironic tone of postmodernism. Only under an ideology that supposes that nothing has meaning or value could a term come to mean its exact opposite—in this case, on the basis that care isn't cool. Essentially, SJWs are people who care a lot about humanity, but because modern, Western, white men have been convinced that caring is trite and "irrational" (even if all human behavior is necessarily irrational), they feel threatened by people caring. They lash out at people for caring by pejoratively referring to them as SJWs, all the while claiming that only "objectivity" (a completely impossible concept) matters and that we should all simply look out for ourselves.

That lady with the pink armpit hair is a real Social Justice Warrior; she was commenting on and on about children in Africa, Southeast Asia, and Latin America, as though anyone's supposed to care. *Sips Diet Coke™ while mashing on iPhone™* I mean, we get it—people die and it's our fault. Can't she just write in a blog or on Tumblr or something, instead of having to rub her irrational, normative righteousness in everyone's faces?

by shaunzo October 17, 2017

Facebook Justice

When you go to show one of your friends how hot a guy/girl is on Facebook but when scrolling through their profile pictures, you realize that their pictures on Facebook don't do them any justice...a.k.a. "Facebook Justice".

Craig: Here are some hot pics of Wendy.

Ryan: Really Craig, is this the girl?

Craig: Dude, I swear she is hot! These pictures don't give her any Facebook Justice.

by RuCrRy November 25, 2010

justice stick

Another term for an erect penis

T-bone totally smacked her in the face with his Justice Stick

by Kevy February 3, 2005