judge fuck

When your in a policy debate round, and the judge clearly is going to vote in favor of your side of the topic (i.e.: nodding head in agreement, actually listening)and just as you think your about to win, the judge changes their mind before they turn in the ballot. Therefore cuasing you to lose the tournament and hence lose your chances at going to nationals.

Oh my fucking God! That last round was a complete Judge Fuck! I can't believe we lost to that shitty novice team

by HardcoreJF February 27, 2009

judge death

1) Arch-nemesis of Judge Dredd in the 2000AD comic. Judge Death is a skeletal being who comes from a parallel universe where the powers that be decided that as all crimes were committed by the living, life itself should be banned!

Death, of course, cannot be killed

"'The crime isss life, the sssentence isss death,' said Judge Death."

by The Lone Magpie April 8, 2005

judge-fucked

During a competition, esp. a speech/debate tournament, when a judge is clearly going to vote in favor of you but doesn't for some bizzarre, unfathomable reason. Usually causes you to lose when you do not deserve it. Judge-fucking is completely unfair and destroys a majority of competitions.

A: Dude, Two Judges gave me first place in that round. But the third judge gave me last place!
B: Damn, that sucks. Did you make it to semi-finals?
A: No!! I got so freaking Judge-fucked!

A: Why are they getting rid of the tournament?
B: They don't like that we win so much so they're getting rid of it.
A: Wow... That's Judge-Fucked to the EXTREME!

A: How was the tournament?
B: It wasn't fair!! Our best competitors got judge-fucked!
A: Dammit!

by FlipPrincess May 16, 2009

Judge Judy

An avatar of Satan. Judge Judy seduces simple minded human beings into its media courtroom with promises of financial rewards and celebrity if they renounce Justice. Having renounced Justice, the litigants are then subjected to Judge Judy's derision, ridicule, sarcasm, and hatred. Judge Judy supports and nourishes itself on the psychological pain and suffering it inflicts on those foolish enough to renounce Justice for money and fame.

Judge Judy came into being when Malevolent Intent fornicated with the Electronic Media. Judge Judy was nursed by the witch Joyful Cruelty and raised by Ratingswar. Judge Judy is destined to preside in its electronic courtroom until the Judgement Day when Judge Judy will be defeated by Justice.

by Maureen Raye March 31, 2007

judge says yes

an expression used to counter a claim that a female is too young or is jailbait. Often used to describe girls who are just over the age of consent.

<Guy1> check out those hot beavers over there.
<Guy2> I think they might be a little young...
<Guy1> dude, judge says yes!

by hesho December 12, 2006

Judge Judying it

Suing somebody over your own stupidity.

Guy 1: Dude didn't Will have sex with Susie last night?
Guy 2: Yeah I think so.
Guy 1: Well I hear he's suing her now.
Guy 2: Damn he's just Judge Judying it then.
Guy 1: I know right? What a bitch.

by Cum 5 April 27, 2008

judge's gavel

Hammer used by judges.

The judge's gavel was banged by the judge, who was yelling "ORDER! ORDER"!

by Chaos_Side October 19, 2006