Judith

Very prudish, thinks masturbating is cheating.
Dislikes every show or movie that shows any type of nudity.
Serial pet owner.
Bland cook; thinks Swanson tv dinners are gourmet.
Lives for bingo.
Absolutely must visit mother 3x per week.
Dresses in a 90's frumpy fashion.
Has a sensible haircut.
Thinks "getting wild" is drinking wine coolers on a Saturday night.

Uses the phrases "I'm so bad" and "Delish".

Brian's wife is such a Judith, she felt icky when he watching Game of Thrones and she saw a nipple.

My Judith friend served me bologna and no name margarine sandwiches for lunch.... then she fucking had the nerve to exclaim "Delish!"

by Smallears May 25, 2020

Judithlecious

To be like judy. A movie star or actor. A person who likes to suck mikes dick

My wife was judithlecious all night to me.

by lol;] November 19, 2010

Judith

A little bitch. Don't trust people with this name, they can choke. They will lure you in only to disappoint, hurt, and damage you. Don't trust them. Don't be a Judith.

Stop being such a Judith.

by Henlostinkifool April 15, 2017

Judith

A big titty bitch that no one likes

Look at Judith that big bitch

by A skinny boi with a skinny dic April 18, 2019

judith light

after a woman recieves a "tony danza" she grabs a switchblade, and castrates the old bloke, and gives him a taste of his own testicles. voila.

that boy thought he was gonna give me a tony danza...well i sure showed him and gave him a judith light.

by mrs kq July 22, 2009

Jubitious

The need to impress and confuse people with made up words.

I ended up getting that girl to go with me by being totally jubitious the whole night.

by fjc86 April 27, 2013

judith andrasko

Judith Andrasko is the greatest person you'll ever meet. She's funny, kind and smart. I would describe her as the perfect friend becuase she always find a way to make me smile when I am down. She makes everything look so easy. Even if she wears a little bit of makeup, she's still so pretty when she's natural and she'll always be there when you need her. She can be weird and odd at times (in a funny way) but thats why you love her. She accepts you for who you are.

Everyone loves Judith Andrasko!
Someone: Judith Andrasko has an amazing personnality... Right!?
Someone else: YEAH!!

by ilikestarbucks March 22, 2018