jovial

merry. gay. joyous.

(and this is the REAL definition folks. found online and in the dictionary.)

the jovial choir lit up the room and caused a standing ovation.

by darksongbird April 9, 2009

Bon Jovi

When you see a girl from behind with tight jeans, long flowing hair, only to find out its a guy from the front.

Hey, check out this broad... Oh, shit its a Bon Jovi!!! GROSS

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

Jovia

one relating to god-like. a person with this name should be honored like a king. used as slang by hipsters

a type of sandwitch made of salami, lettuce, mustard, turkey, and cheese on rye bread

dude, did you see that jovia over there, get on your knees and pray.
i am a hipster and my goal in life is to become a jovia

i just had a jovia, it was delicous

by themastergrant May 30, 2011

bon jovied

to be interupted in the act of sex, i.e. while you are "half way there". see also getting off at the billy mills roundabout.

trev - "i was shagging my bird the other night and got bon jovied by her mother"
dave - "shite eh?"

by mb88 January 9, 2008

Bon Jovi

An adjective used to describe a talentless asshole who takes all the credit for the work of the entire team (e.g rock band).

Little Johnny: How do you like my project? I did it all by myself! Isn't it great?!
Teacher: Now now Johnny... Yeas it's a nice project. But no need to be Bon Jovi about it. The other kids deserved credit just as much as you did.

by Dovis January 22, 2011

Bon Jovi

Bon Jovi are quite possibly the most overrated band of all time. A hair metal band named after the frontman, Bon Jovi is a disgrace to mankind.

Basically, Bon Jovi are pure and utter shit.

Respectable human being: Man, that Bon Jovi is fucking horrid. How do you like them?

Waste of oxygen: They're brilliant!

by the orr January 24, 2013

jonick

Hustla, playa, pu☆☆y gettin MF Golden boy OG.

jonick is the man, shine so bright with all the diamonds in his face.

You know that dude Jonick, he's really cool

by 2nd in command for the Jonick June 17, 2017