jossy

The feeling of embarrassment caused by an action that would cause shame to your mother. Female PhD students are particularly prone to performing an act that would make them feel jossy.

I got a ticket for going through a stop sign... my excuse was that I was going too fast to stop. I feel soooo jossy.

by unjossy February 21, 2011

Jousting

Jousting is the act of two homosexual men trying to assert their dominance. Both men having erections charge at one another penis first. Whatever man is last standing gets to have the dominate role in sex first. It is a fetish and sort of like rock, paper, scissor, shoot on decision making in bed.

Kevin: "It's my time to shine! This time I'm going to be on top!"
Brett: "Sure you will never beat me in Jousting."
Kevin: "Not this time! Get ready... On your mark get set."
Brett: "GO!!!!!"

by Doug Waldman December 2, 2013

JOUST FALCON

A femal that performes excelent oral sex

She is the joust falcon

by cliffinator February 26, 2008

Joesy

Honestly one of the best people you’ll ever meet. Funny sweet kind and caring.

Wow look it’s Joesy a god

by JakeIsDead June 23, 2019

ass joust

When a male and female are dancing, or grinding, and the male proceeds to get an erection, which he willingly allows to "poke," or joust into the female he is dancing with, sometimes causing awkwardness

Becky: "So I had so much fun at the club last night, did you?"

Melissa: "Well, this guy I was dancing with totally ass jousted me for like ten minutes before I pepper-sprayed his ass."

by Bean of the Chilli February 26, 2009

amstetten joust

A dance manouvere when you bend 1 knee and then spin 180degrees and do the same again

Hey are you coming down to joeys for an amstetten joust

by joescellar August 12, 2009

Shower jousting

a shower joust is where two guys are taking a shower and decide to joust with their wet penises

man 1: hey wanna shower joust together no homo man2: sure man shower jousting sounds fun no homo

by papa spaghettios June 6, 2018