crap du jour

Any useless or needless item that you can't part with.

"crap of the day"

Nancy: "What the hell is this?"
Faith: "What, the foil origami cranes?"
Kim: "It's the 'crap du jour'."

by Kimmie January 26, 2004

dick du jour

A play on soup du jour ("soup of the day"). The latest in a long string of flings or short-term boyfriends for a woman or a gay man.

Girl 1: Who's the new guy with Zoe? I thought she was dating Zach?

Girl 2: Oh, that's Chase. He's the "dick du jour".

by AstridB August 5, 2010

jouria

An Arabic name meaning Damascus flower. Most people called Jouria are very trustworthy and you can trust them with anything. They are very kind and always try to keep others positive and happy. They are also always there for people even through the toughest moments.

“Wow, look at that Jouria flower”.
“I can trust Jouria with my life!”

by Anonymous23452231 February 6, 2018

johrissa

Johrissa is the most beautiful girl you will meet. She is smart and will help you with anything if you ask for it. She has a GORGEOUS smile and is an AMAZING conversationist, she can keep talking for hours and you won't get bored she has VERY beautiful hair and Hazel-nut coloured eyes

Guy1: where were you, you were gone for hours !?!
Guy2: gone with this new girl Johrissa she was helping me study for mid-terms. She is really smart

by Jimmy Jake Jr. May 3, 2018

Joris

Dude with a big dong, hella chill, a real lad, has hella vibes, can chug a Liter beer easily

Damn Look at that dude chugging that Liter beer while giving off hella good vibes
He must be a Joris

by NotASpamMail August 9, 2020

joulian

Joulian is bad

Joulian is bad

by Zeektheplumber October 26, 2020

joaris

Joaris is a really nice person to hang around with. They are really nice and caring! You must stay with them at all costs because they are funny. Joaris is usually a really tall person and they love to dance! Be careful to not hurt her feelings or else... Not that many people are named Joaris, and this is a really rare and unique name. She would make a really good friend amd great companion.

Joaris!!!!

by OldDiapersForYou December 2, 2020