Jomosexual

Someone who claims to be A-sexual but really like peepee in his poo poo hole

"Joe is a flying homo sexual". "No bro he is a Jomosexual"

by 55Soft June 25, 2021

jasmone

A Person Who Is Loving, Keeps It Real And Always Put Her Family First. She Has Eyes That Will Put You In A Daze And A Smile That Will Make You Fall In Love She's Very Quiet And Lovable. She's The True Meaning Of Lady In Streets And Freak In The Sheets!

Guy-Damn I Wish I Had Me A Jasmone She's Everything

Girls- I Need Me A Friend Like Jasmone On My Team

by Caramel Babe!! December 22, 2016

Jomol

The most amazing women in the world. She’s so wonderful and puts others first. She’s beatuiful and one of a kind.

I wish I had a jomol

by Thebest123789 August 26, 2019

jismole

1. moment of completion i.e. ejaculation

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Jasmon

The best boyfriend in the world. Hot commodity!!!! He is strong, handsome, funny, and caring. He will do anything for you. He always smells good and is amazingly smart!

All girls are jealous of his relationship.

Even your best friends will try to take him!

Girl 1: "He's perfect, he's everything I've ever wanted in a man!"

Girl 2: "You're soo lucky you've found your Jasmon!"

by Natasha910 October 2, 2010

joimoi

A wimpish human, often associated with trains, planes and cars.
However, sexy as hell.

1) OMG you're such a joimoi!
2) Stop crying you joimoi!

by Hugh Jass Jnr May 22, 2008

Jasmosis

A condition affecting girls causing them to constantly lose important personal items including hand-bags, ID (passports, Drivers Licenses and Birth Certificates), purses, wallets and predominantly mobile phones. Luckily these girls tend to be good looking enough that most items are quite often found or returned by stalkers and/or persons of the opposite sex (or sometimes the same) hoping to obtain the girl's number or get a date...

Jasmin to friend "Did I leave my purse at your house after that party on Saturday"?
Friend "No, why have you lost it....again"
Jasmin "I think so..."
Friend "That's the second time this month, you have Jasmosis"

by DeeznutsOK June 18, 2010