Jomol

The most amazing women in the world. She’s so wonderful and puts others first. She’s beatuiful and one of a kind.

I wish I had a jomol

by Thebest123789 August 26, 2019

JOBOL

Similar to LOL'ing when you see something funny online, you JOBOL when you see some totally hot barely legal or MILF material while surfing on a laptop... Put simply, you Jizz On Back Of Laptop.

Dude, did you see that picdump with all the amateurs I sent you?
Oh yeah, I JOBOL'ed while looking at that pr0n

I hadn't punched my clown for a few nights, and when I saw that new vid of Kim Kardashian I JOBOL'ed so much I almost ruined my laptop.

by Beekussey Silvahj March 25, 2010

Jovolisko

A highly taxed town in DayZ named by former pro esports player now youtuber and streamer "Dellor" who is the mayor of this highly taxed area.

Attention to all citizens of Jovolisko, it is now tax season, and it is one hundred percent tax rate. Please go to the barn in the middle of Jovolisko if you do not want to be taxed.

by Some1onUrbanDict February 28, 2021

jomo

Joy of Missing Out: You’re enjoying what you’re doing in the here and now and not on social media broadcasting or seeing what everybody else is doing. Opposite of fomo or the fear of missing out.

Guy #1: I had a great day, climbed a hill and didn't check facebook.
Guy #2: Good day?
Guy #1: Yea pure JOMO.

by thepeachman January 5, 2014

Jimology

The cult of our lord, Jimmy neutron, Our omnipotent god.

"Hey bro, wanna join Jimology and praise Jimmy?"
"Sure bro, wanna make out too?"

by 0_Nooks November 14, 2019

Jojolion

A story about breaking a "Curse"

*you're watching a movie, and a character in the movie is trying to break a curse*
You: oh look! This is a Jojolion moment

by Ihavethedumbness June 18, 2021

jomiloju

The realest nigga out there, he/she is always loved by girls and considered has a flowolf

Jomiloju is so fine

by Play with ferb August 17, 2019