Joshmine

The best ship name for any josh and jasmine
This ship name will never sink

Girl+Guy: I wish my ship name was as good as Joshmine

by Jasmine hunty October 28, 2016

Joshua Reed

That cuck we all know, who has a cancerous group of friends and secretly has a crush on Sally.

You're a real Joshua Reed.

by SalamanderFFA November 7, 2016

Joshua Liang

A man with an ego larger than his forehead
has an intellect of a fucking nipple

Is that a wall that reaches heaven?
No its joshua liang's forehead

by Joshua Liang February 12, 2019

Joshua Graham

The most badass mormon in fiction.

Courier: Hi there

Joshua Graham: The time for talk has passed, the lords work must be done

by sugamabals March 1, 2022

Joshua

Joshua is currently cheating on his 9th grad spanish project because he is too white to understand the language. Outside of spanish, he is actually kinda chill.

Joshua is an interesting human.

by sadukjnxcjsdui April 14, 2022

Joshua

Joshua will listen to what you have to say and can be trusted with any secret. He will always pull through even when the going gets tough. He's been through a lot but still fights for what he believes in and what he loves. He's a great cook and thinks fighting is fun(even if he loses). He's got the cutest smile and perfect teeth. His eyes are the most gorgeous in the whole world and change color. He thinks he can always win an argument with you, but he's really just a little loser and knows it at heart. Any girl could get lost in them. He is a friend to keep, and a guy to love. He's every girls dream boy and is smart, funny, handsome, sexy, adorable, and outgoing. He treats girls with the upmost respect and hates seeing them cry. He can be spontaneous, but he prefers to ask your preference before doing anything that could possibly be upsetting or taken the wrong way. Any girl that is ever told they're loved by him should consider herself the luckiest girl in the world. He is the best any girl could ever get, and if you get with him, he's the best you will ever have.

Bestie One: "Your boyfriend is so cute and sweet to you! He must be a Joshua!"
Bestie Two: "Oh, he is! And I'm so lucky to have him!"

by HunnyBunches November 25, 2011

Joshua

A boy that could make even the ones who created broken hearts, smile.

A boy who is more weird than the weird side of the internet.

A boy that could make me the happiest person on the planet if he was still in my life.

A boy that will never fail to make me laugh. And for all the times I made you upset, I'm sorry.

You don't deserve it.

Your cute, hyper personality doesn't deserve any of the hate in this world.

And I know that if you stopped smiling, time would stop.

I just wanted to say one last thing to you, I hope you have a great life, with me in it or not.

You control your life, not anyone else. Enjoy your life, wherever the hell you are, You beautiful, creepy weirdo! :)

Miss you.

Guy:'Joshua is the only person I trust'

Guy 2:'You made a good choice'

Girl: 'I'd go into war for that boy!"

Girl 2:'Count me in!'

by Weirdo Purge May 12, 2018