José Theodore

Sexiest goalie in NHL history.

One of the nicest people you could ever meet.

José Theodore has gorgeous brown eyes.

José Theodore makes ladies swoon.

All men wish they could be half as sexy as José Theodore.

José Theodore is a BAMF.

by mrsvalden June 11, 2011

José Miguel Gomes Borges

He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho

Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta

by O gato feroz que fode a puta September 29, 2019

China José

A yellow man of little stature who is mentally 7

You’re being a china josé

by Inglesh September 1, 2025

Saint José

A Saint-José is a brazillian football fan that believes each brazillian youngster is a generational talent.

I never knew you were a Saint José.

by not_generel_at_all February 19, 2022

José

a José is a type of adult that desires or engages in sexual relations with a child; it may be either homosexual or heterosexual in nature.

Don't be a josé, she is not old enough and it is illegal.

by PedoHater123 March 8, 2019

José

When someone ignores you so bad you feel like you need to go back to Mexico.

Person A : Hi how are you ?
*Person B doesn't answer because he doesn't have any fuck to give*
Persone C to Person A: You got José so hard bro !

by Jozon November 23, 2016

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

A Renaissance painter with a really long name who didn't do his job very well.

"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!

by Pylimenes November 16, 2020