Spongotron José Hernandez

Some mong who is sending urban dictionary definitions

“Hey dude! You’re a little fucking Spongotron José Hernandez SLUT!”

by thebigpizzaman November 6, 2022

José Dias

professional yapper.
i don´t wanna be rude, but bro stfu

You such a José Dias.

by yapping October 16, 2023

San José

Costa Rica's messy, unequal run down capital cantón. With the terrifying La Carpio neighbourhood in La Uruca, and then having super pretty suburbs outside the cantón in Santa Ana and Escazú.

People there go to Multiplaza Escazú, a very mediocre mall to say the least, but everyone hangs out without even buying anything. They have Costco (well PRICESMART) and it is mountainous, it isn't as hot as the Costa Rican coast, but they are getting there thanks to climate change.

Still some good places to see there, it isn't a full pile of shit yet, but the gringos prefer the greenery and end up in the Pacific Coast or in Puntarenas, meanwhile Limón is forgotten.

Also called Chepe by locals.

Mae en el Paseo de los Estudiantes por donde el Barrio Chino en San José vi a estos chatas carepichas reguetoneros a full volumen en su carros

by Benjiinthe2020s August 23, 2025

José Miguel Gomes Borges

He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho

Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta

by O gato feroz que fode a puta September 29, 2019

China José

A yellow man of little stature who is mentally 7

You’re being a china josé

by Inglesh September 1, 2025

José Theodore

Sexiest goalie in NHL history.

One of the nicest people you could ever meet.

José Theodore has gorgeous brown eyes.

José Theodore makes ladies swoon.

All men wish they could be half as sexy as José Theodore.

José Theodore is a BAMF.

by mrsvalden June 11, 2011

Simón José

Simon, a charming person, but at the same time stressful, a great friend, and a great person, although sometimes stressful, he has great erotic thoughts, and a small penis, a nice person, his first love was a failure, and his second too, he hates the Samuels but what he hates the most is SOSO

Simón José definition comes from SI, which means positive, yes to everything.

by Sancha August 4, 2023