doing a jono

To do a jono is the act of rejecting your current company to maneuver, in a stalking fashion, over to a person of the opposite sex. Doing a Jono usually consists of a male, staring longingly at a female's chest area. This act if performed subconsciously and usually leaves the former company of the "Jonoer" feeling annoyed. Two people can subconsciously do a jono together, which is known as in the trade, Dual Jonoing.

Sarah: "(oh god, hes doing a jono again, i wish he'd leave me alone)"
Phil: "Oh, theres goes Jono on another tit rampage"
Bob: "Ah man, just leave her alone!!"
Jonoer: "breasts? breast breasts breasts breasts! hmph... breast!"

by david schlonglicker October 10, 2006

Doing a Jono

Where you, or your friend, betray your friendship with others of the same gender to go and flirt with other people of the opposite sex (and commonly fail to pull).

"Oh look at Mobbsy, he is doing another Jono!" or "Doing a Jono again, Mobbsy?"

by Trident Spliffmonster October 9, 2006

Big Jono

When you do something that Jono would do, it's a big Jono moment

Did you hear about the guy who fell in the pool?
Yeah, it was a Big Jono moment.

by Yeetist Deakinist Monk August 20, 2020

The Jono Special

The act of constant pedophilic behaviour over social media platforms in an attempt to obtain nude photographs.

He gave her The Jono Special last night.
she wants The Jono Special.

by slipperyfishy April 29, 2019

Saigiku Jōno

a sexy blind man that will have no hesitation to kill you and is part of the organization hunting dogs (from the manga bungou stray dogs) and he has white hair that fades to red. hes a asexual bitch that has no felling but gets away with it cuz his sexyness

if he isn't doing work then he's probably taunting some innocent children and then techo will probably stop him

me: im such a simp for Saigiku Jōno

by lsjaonsfoiajfoa November 11, 2021

The Jono Method

The method used by the "Jono" to pick up the ladies. Nobody knows exactly how it is done, but there have been guesses as to what makes it so successful - such as being noisy as fuck and socialising like a boss. All that is known for sure is that when used correctly, the Jono Method works on almost everyone - blokes think he is the shit and girls are in love with him.
There have been rumours that he is now teaching his Method to a select few.

"Bro! Did you see those girls that Jono pulled the last few days?"
"Yeah mate, I tell you it's the Jono Method. It just works..."

by Stage4FuckYeahMotherFucker September 21, 2012

Na Jono

This word is used to describe when you make a simple mistake or repeated mistake.

I'm sorry Na Jono ako.

by Dictionary Mogul July 22, 2021