Jones That Bitch

When a horendous looking girl asks u for your number. You give her Mike Jones number instead. 281 330 0084

Person 1. Did that bitch from the club ever call u back?

Person 2. Nah dude, i Jones That Bitch

Person 1. Nice

by DankDefintions February 21, 2011

jones beach concert

A concert venue where a bunch of Long Island girls congregrate and take a plethora of photographs to post on Instagram.

Basic Girl 1: Are you going to see One Direction?
Basic Girl 2: Yes, I am going to see the Jones Beach Concert.

by Chucklepound I October 20, 2014

Jones'd

Typically described as a total failure in the field of technology.

1) Looks like that server is Jones'd, it crashed again. 2) Who Jones'd the storage, I can't access my files? 3) Error code: 0x0000007E, it's Jones'd. 4) It wasn't Jones'd by me, you must have Jones'd it!

by BuckeyesSuck June 13, 2011

Jones College Prep

Jones College Prep is one of the top selective enrollment high schools in the city of Chicago, state, and country. Jones has been becoming more popular as the years go by, which has made it extremely competitive to attend. Jones has a variety of students from all over the city. Jones is also known for its prep students and everything that encompasses. Many people may not know, but Jones is a true Chicago prep school. Activities of students include: horseback riding, swimming, water polo, track, crew, debate team, soccer, tennis, much philanthropic work, among other things. Jones has some of the strongest academics in the country, with students attending the top universities: Yale, Williams, Harvard, MIT, Stanford, UofC, Pomona, Northwestern, and many more. The location of the school is absolutely amazing, located in downtown Chicago. This comes with all the amenities: museums, shopping, great restaurants, book stores, parks, etc. Many students also take complete advantage of school breaks to travel the world, intern, and participate in philanthropy. Jones is the place to be. The social scene is also great. This school is also great due to the diversity of every kind.

There are a great variety of styles at Jones College Prep:
1. girls fashion: northface, uggs, designer clothes
2. guys fashion: northface, sperrys, designer clothes
3. elite group: northface, jcrew, burberry, gucci, lacoste, and other expensive designer clothing.

Jones kids are intellectually competent, and defy expectations. They are multifaceted. Should not be undermined. Jones is up there with all the top. It is Chicago’s best kept secret, until recently.

by insider3200 November 2, 2010

Jones-n-it-up

when you gather up whats left of what you have left.

its when you run out of crack and look on the floor for more.you have no crack left so you scrape your crack pipe for one last hoot. "you Jones-n-it-up last night

by timmy meade June 13, 2008

Jones It

A phrase yelled before quickly running away from a boulder, enraged natives, police, or harm in any way. Usually after pulling a prank and then running away. Running to a getaway vehicle is strongly advised, but snakes aren't.

"Jones it!" Yelled Billy as he and Bobby finished TP'ing old man Jenkin's house. See Cheese It

by Beernuts92 December 13, 2009

jones beach syndrome

Realization that you're going to shit your pants and there's no hope of making it to a bathroom.

(derived from the between the restroom/parking lot/snack bar at NYC's popular public beach and the area where all the best eye candy tends to settle for the day)

It didn't even occur to me I'd get a major case of jones beach syndrome after eating bad mexican food and then going on a hike.

by ohgodnotagain August 10, 2009