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Jonathon Philips

A good person and would be there whenever the problem. The best person that I've seen. When meeting a girl, he sometimes gets angry
by Lilypug123 September 27, 2020
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he is a nice ass boy who is hot as fuck. he's cute and all the girls will like him. he will date only one of them when he does all the other girls will get mad.
ALL THE GIRLS: oh, Jonathon is sooo cute, i want to just crawl over him like crazy
by Jonathons Hoes November 11, 2019
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He's a legend with a huge penis, his choise of water bottles is questionable but he's much better than Lewis at hitting a fat one tap. He's no stranger to pulling his friends mum's, HE IS JUST A LEGEND #shazza
Sandra: "Jonathon has a huge penis and is sick at cod"
by Jonathon Big PP November 5, 2019
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The true Jonathon
Subscribe to Jonathon's Paper SML Channel on YouTube. So Yeah
by An Astronomer February 27, 2023
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Now this some guy right here. You will hate him and love him all at the same time time, hate him more. If you ever encounter a problem, contact him for the solution because he will always have the answer. He's funny and charming, but the more he talks, you will begin to lose brain cells. He is a great a great and you can always count on him for adventures, but be smart because he sure isn't, he will instigate stupid adventures that sound fun at first but are horrible once in the midst. Overall, if you ever encounter a Jonathon, you're in for a lecture and lab class, all combined in one.
Me: I passed my exam, but I guessed in every problem.
Friend: You are such a Jonathon

I'm having trouble pay my bills, what would Jonathon do?

Life isn't as simple as a Jonathon makes it seem to be
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A really sick dude who has big muscles
Jonathon gigglesack has joined the experience
by Jonathon gigglesack October 23, 2022
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Jonathon a Funny, cute,and nice Guy. He plays sports and is very fast. Most the girls like him for having muscles and his sense of humor. He plays lots of video games at home with his friends on his computer. Although, some girls know him for having a small private. He is a very honest guy and would be good to be friends with.
Bell: OMG Jonathon is so cuteee! Your lucky to have him as your bf.
Hannah: Ya but, he has such as tiny private
Bell: Oh. Really?
Hannah: Yeah i'm disappointed
by TheTruthIsToBeTold May 8, 2018
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