Tom: “hey 2+2=5!”

Jeff: “are you a Jonathon it’s four you Jonathon”
Tom: “oh”
by Your local neighbor Fred October 14, 2019
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Tom: “2+2=5” Jeff: “are you a Jonathon it’s 4 “
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The person who says "CHECK" after checking someone in a chess match 💀
Jonathon: "Check"
Jacob: "Why did you say that 💀"
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The true Jonathon
Subscribe to Jonathon's Paper SML Channel on YouTube. So Yeah
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Jonathon is Jonathon just spelled right. He is so good looking and is a decent height. Many will say he's the kind’ve boy they imagine they’re dream husband. He is also so good at basketball
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Pronounced JON-uh-THON.

An extraordinarily lengthy period of absence from work. So much so that it requires regular dedicated training.

Can also refer to the training itself.
Person a: "Looks like he's doing a jonathon."

Person b: "Nah, he's only had 6 separate periods of absence this quarter. Looks like he's training for a half jonathon."
by Tommy2Jobs January 14, 2020
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