Johan Franzen

Franzen (fron-zen):

1) Noun: Swedish hockey player for the Detroit Redwings. Nicknamed 'The Mule' for his large physical size, Franzen was noted for an outstanding year in the 2008 NHL playoffs.

2) Adjective: Something with great value and general high regard.

3) Verb: To conquer with ease. Often used in a sexual context.

1) "When I grow up, I want to be just like Johan Franzen."
"No one can stop the Franzen."

2) "This beer is fuckin Franzen."
"Damn girl, you lookin' Franzen tonight. Let me buy you a drink"

3) "I Franzened that physics final this morning."
"That girl in the red? Yeah, I Franzened that last thursday."

by Hoodedcarrot April 30, 2008

Johan

Johan is a very fun-loving guy who deserves the world. He is highly intelligent and can master anything he sets his mind to, he just sometimes has trouble believing in himself. Johan is meant to be an entrepreneur, or be a leader of some company. He is very creative and has strong leadership qualities. Johan is rich, filled with wealth and abundance, and will have such a great impact on this world. People usually adore Johan and tend to gravitate towards him. He has great charisma and good energy. Johan is very handsome but is not cocky about it. He can grow a nice beard... and he looks like such an alpha male. He can eat p... like no other. He is very skilled in that and anyone that dates him is very lucky. He loves nature and likes to enjoy the simple things in life especially when it's with someone he loves. He's a catch... The whole package. Johan if you see this, you are amazing... keep striving for more, as you are meant for such amazing things in this life.

Johan is so inspiring

by sugabuga December 14, 2020

Johany

An amazing, beautiful, smart girl that is ALWAYS loyal to everyone. Johany likes to wear black all the time and is quiet, She laughs a lot with her Friends, and doesn't like it when people touch her, only trusts certain people in her life and cares about people. Also she can be walking down the street and you'll say " DAMNNNN LOOK AT HER!!!!!!!!!!*lemme get them digits*"

Johany: is a keeper

by YOURSTRULYFOREVER April 18, 2018

Leona Johansson

The hot hippie chick who had sex for the enviromental organization Fuck for Forest on stage at a Cumshots concert in Norway.

Ah, Leona Johansson. I'd hit it, and I'd even be saving the rainforest!

by tokerat July 10, 2004

Scarlett Johansson

One of the hottest things to ever walk this planet.

A: Whos that very hot woman over there.
B: O thats Scarlett Johansson

by Arpi December 30, 2004

johannesevangeliet

Johannesevangeliet is a boring man with a boring past, he should not be a subject in school

omg you'r sooooo boring, is you'r name Johannesevangeliet?

by franky fly_ February 27, 2020

johanah

Johanah is a girl who has many personalities. She can be both rude in a sarcastic way but she can also be very sweet. Her sense of humor is what makes up most of her. She’s weird but in a good way. There is a downside to Johanah, she has a boy craze, and always goes for the wrong type of guys. She never says yes to a guy who really wants her but will always try to go for a guys who doesn’t want her. But in conclusion, she is one of a kind and any guy should be more than happy to have her.

Dude Johanah has such a weird personality but I love it!
Have you met Johanah? She’s always going for the wrong guys.

by Maxy pooh September 10, 2020