Johannes bread

The best bread you will ever find. It is in breadville and it is haunted by bread.

I just found the johannes bread, oh nooooo.

by Joratington_anc2 January 12, 2022

Johann Gunnar

A Guy That Has A Humongous Penis ! He Has The Power Of Changing The World! He’s A Shy Guy But Can Fuck Your Life Up In Matter Of Seconds! He Is A Good Friend And Also The God Of Comedy! And The Most Important Thing Is Don’t introuduce Your Girlfriend To Him! Cause Yo Girl Will Flippity Flapp Flapp To Johann’s Humongous Penis

Wow Look At “Johann Gunnar”

by Eydís Eva May 15, 2019

johannes bartl

a sexy beast

Person 1: Yo who's the stud dating Amanda Cerny?
Person 2: It's Johannes Bartl!

by nooneelsecomparestoyou June 22, 2019

dirty johanne

A beautiful girl

You are dirty Johanne

by Me love earthworm sally April 16, 2020

Johann Baptist

A guy who just appeared in the translated versions of some fanfics and creepypastas.

You are appearing out of nowhere. You are such a Johann Baptist.

by Watershed stable beard July 15, 2021

einar johannes

einar johannes is an entety that can give u the best fuck u will eksperianse. he will perform a so cald "little L" and bring joi to your life. he is sexy and better than any Håkon you will find. he can also kiss u like a god.

girl1: i´m so tierd of all these håkons and fuck boys
Girl2 : get ur self a einar johannes like I have, no others have given me orgasims like that.

by søs søk January 5, 2021

Dirty Johann

When someone is very loud and dumb in class.

Man you are acting like a dirty Johann

by Ukwnusr October 22, 2020